If there was an overriding theme to this year’s Super Bowl ads, it was a slightly misogynistic tone aimed at wooing emasculated men (lookin’ at you, Dodge Charger), with a minor in not wearing pants. But this supercut (via the Daily What) shows that there was plenty of violence in the commercials, as well. Although not quite enough for my liking. How come nobody sells their product by showing a good stabbing any more? And is there another way to cut this so that Tim Tebow ends up wearing the shock collar from the Doritos ad?
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Last night at my Super Bowl party, I was busy blowing hard about what I perceived to be the ongoing theme of slapstick violence and how that proves as a society we are regressing back to primate status. I was met with blank stares and furrowed brows.
Thank you for proving my sanity and restoring my faith in humanity Warming Glow.
Don’t think I didn’t notice that the mother banging on the door is yelling “Timmy!”
Mom?
NCIS is a show for old people who can’t endure the intense drama or acting of CSI Miami.
Yes… it’s that bad.
I had no idea until I just Googled it (damn! Advertising works!) that anti-barking shock collars actually exist.
Super Bowl ads have reminded me that (a) if you don’t want to listen to barking, don’t get a dog, and (b) if you don’t want to occasionally make compromises in exchange for a meaningful relationship, skip the girlfriend and spend the rest of your life masturbating to pictures of Megan Fox with your chubby, Dorito cheese powder-stained fingers. Uh oh, look at me! I’m being humorless! Better trade me in for some tires.
Also, Betty White fucking rocks.
There sure were a lot of commercials that reminded me of how crappy it is being married with kids. Just what I needed as my wife told me in the 3rd quarter it was time to leave the party to put our son to sleep.
Yeah, that NCIS ad with the head slapping was pretty obnoxious. Is that show really that retarded?
I thought Carmax really nailed relevancy.
It should be noted, half of those acts was for a promo spot for NCIS
That Dodge Charger commercial is just trying to antagonize women, I swear. So when we get offended, they can be all, “See, I told you that you’re a humorless super-bitch!”
It’s the commercial equivalent of poking a tiger until it bites you in the face, then blaming the tiger.
The only thing you need to know about the commercials is that Abe Vigoda is still alive.