WAIT, WHAT?!? NO NO NONONONONO
02.24.10
Bar Refaeli is one of the most famous models in the world and dates A-list actor Leonardo DiCaprio. She is wealthier than you can imagine and better-looking than anyone who’s ever touched you. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is on an MTV reality show, a format he used to embrace a negative stereotype and display a certain amount of pigheaded charm.
We expect certain things out of our celebrity culture, specifically: different tiers of credibility and fame shouldn’t intermingle. Scarlett Johansson won’t make an appearance on “Deal or No Deal.” Martin Scorsese isn’t going to cast one of the girls from “The Bachelor” in his next movie. And for the love of God, the heavenly plain of Bar Refaeli’s thighs shouldn’t be touching the Situation’s neck for an Interview Magazine photo shoot or any other reason. I don’t even want them in the same room, much less the same photo.
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Further proof that life sucks
Another reason weed should be legal.
There is no god.
and better-looking than anyone who’s ever touched you
but I touch myself every day. Oh, you must have meant female.
“WHO CARES!!! You poeple need to GET A LIFE! I bet your parents are real proud of you, making fun of someone who’s just TRYING TO DO THERE JOB!”
Err…if you haven’t read Matt’s article, read it here!
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Shall I accept Robert DeNiro to be on Big Brother this Summer?
This is an atrocity. This asshole is a personal trainer at some crappy globo-gym in a mall 5 miles from my house. She’s so hot I can’t even get within 5 miles of her in my dreams.
And yes, I live in Jersey, so I realize every mall in the universe is within 5 miles of where I live, but not the point.
I know your titles can only be a certain number of characters, but you left out, “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
This is part of a series of Interview Magazine photo shoots. The next one features Brad Pitt and that skank who smeared peanut butter over her pussy to get her dog to lick it.
What’s next, James Franco doing soap operas?
Dude’s got a huge schnozz. Next.
I dunno, looks like that douche is being applied properly.
Great, now she’s got Dippity Doo in her vagina
This is almost as bad as when TV’s bottomless chum bucket (FOX) claimed Vanessa Redgrave.
I think everyone needs to stop hating. The kid Mike is doing his thing with confidence and that’s all it takes in most cases. The guy is comedy and the ladies are probably laughing with him and some are vibing it. Ya’ll hatin’ so hard like you were a victim of a Situational ROBBERY! or something…
That dude is right. There is no god. This douche gets near her? For what? Playing a huge douche on tv? I really hate reality tv. No talent needed, just a be an idiot people like to watch.
yeah, and one day Louie Anderson is gonna be the host of the Family Feud.
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I bet Leo threw up a little in his mouth when he saw this.
You are all homos.
WOW! Well, nobody knew who Bar Refaeli was before dating Leonardo DiCaprio so? Now she is dating “The Situation” to keep her in the spotlight…HOT!