LINKS WITH A VICTORIAN VELOCIRAPTOR

Make it so. I would totally watch Pride and Prejudice and Velociraptors. [via RoboShark, t-shirt available at shirt.woot]

Anthony Bourdain takes ‘No Reservations’ to Miami. If you’ve ever watched the Travel Channel and haven’t read Big Daddy Drew’s profane spoof yet, get clickin’ on this link. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

If famous movie directors did the Super Bowl. If Oliver Stone made one, the game would be called the Great Bowl and feature the Indianapolis Stallions and New Orleans Martyrs. [With Leather]

Potentially M. Night Shyamalan’s first non-crappy movie in over a decade. Check out the Super Bowl spot for The Last Airbender. [Gamma Squad]

Good news and bad news. Good news is that there’s Jessica Biel eating chocolate covered bacon. Bad news is that Jay Leno is there. [Inside TV]

‘Jersey Shore’ will mutate to stay alive on the Internet. Behold, the Snooki crasher meme has arrived, and it’s terrific. [Urlesque]

God, I friggin’ HATED Harriet. “Small Wonder” was released on DVD this week. It was worse than we remember. This is one of the most brilliantly scathing critiques I’ve read in some time. [fourfour]

After the jump: “Lost” still-frame cartoons. Sorry people, but this show isn’t going away until the spring. Steel yourselves.

[via @Ethan_Farber]

[via The Daily What]

I’ll be back Monday morning with a nasty hangover. Enjoy the Super Bowl and whatever apocalyptic snowstorm comes your way.