WELL, THIS IS DEPRESSING
02.09.10Here’s video of Mike Tyson’s recent appearance on Italy’s “Dancing with the Stars” (watch below). I suppose there’s some humor in his lack of grace with partner Elena Coniglio, but to me it’s just depressing. Now, I understand that “DWTS” no longer carries the inherent D-list shame it used to, and I respect that Tyson’s on a long road recovering from his professional fall from grace, a long addiction to drugs, financial ruin, and the death of his daughter. But that still doesn’t make the former heavyweight champ’s awkward waddling to music any easier to watch. It’s like, Dude! Wasn’t footwork part of your JOB at one point in your life? This is the equivalent of me becoming illiterate in twenty years. Which, given my drinking, isn’t all that unthinkable.
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I can feel it. Coooming in the air toniiiiight.
In Mikes Defense, he raped three chicks before the show and ate a dozen children so he was kinda lethargic.
Mike’s internal dialogue:
“Don’t rape the woman. Don’t rape the woman. Don’t rape the woman.”
He is no Don Flamenco.
During the intro, I heard something that confused and angered me. In what context does the term ‘Golden Globe’ belong here?
What a noble effort. Iron Mike is doing whatever he can to lure Robin Givens back.
Tyson still believes CompuBox is a Vegas escort service.
“So we done here or what? I was promised meatballs when we was finished, where all the meatballs at?”
How about a taco instead?
*points to crotch*
“I don’ wanna eat your children, I wanna eat the box you used ta’ keep ‘em in.”
Son of a bitch, why don’t I refresh this crap? Go make me a sandwich.
Needs more mailbox fucking.
ChinoMoreno +1
He’s not dancing. That’s rape courting.
Mike hasn’t gone soft. He only agreed to do this after learning that Raping With The Stars wasn’t a show.
Wasn’t footwork part of your JOB at one point in your life?
No, not really. All Tyson ever really did in the ring was just run towards people and pound the living shit out of them. Elegant? No. Effective? Fuck yeah.
I’ll danth with you till you love me, faggot!
Depressing, yes. But watching that hot Italian chick shake her ass for 2 minutes was worth it. Good God she is f’ing hot.