30 Rock (NBC) — Elizabeth Banks guest stars as a love interest for Jack; Jon Bon Jovi appears as himself; and — if I have my episodes right — Jason Sudeikis and Jon Hamm make an appearance when Liz bumps into old flames at the dentist.
Parks and Recreation (NBC) — Dude, John Larroquette guest stars tonight. It probably goes without saying that Dan Fielding from “Night Court” was a key figure in my development as a youth. Hence the casual sexism, sweet tits.
Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains (CBS) — If I cared at all about the world of “Survivor,” then this all-star cast (I use the term loosely) would definitely be a compelling reason to watch.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC) — Yahoo: “When a popular romantic restaurant’s roof collapses on Valentine’s Day, dozens of couples out celebrating are injured and brought to Seattle Grace.” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Vampire Diaries (CW) — Have you ever crapped blood? I call that vampire diarrhea.
American Chopper (TLC) — Season finale. So, can anyone hear or see the word “chopper” without thinking “GET TO DA CHOPPA”? Okay, good. I was afraid I was the only one who did it every time.
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I’m guessing not everyone gets CBC, but the Kids in the Hall mini-series, “Death comes to town”, has been playing on Thursdays. It’s been pretty good so far. Hopefully it will be shown sometime on other networks.
Barnaby Jones! Nap.
I rescind my Archer criticism – last night’s episode was amazing (+1 billion for a Bartleby the Scrivener reference).
And, Zack – dead hooker jokes obviously reached their pinnacle with Dirty Work. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2032372868
This “Xander Crews” guy is obviously Barnaby Jones.
Holy crap! Sudeikis, Hamm and Dean Winters all in the same episode? That will be saved on my DVR for many “lonely” nights to come.
I hear the word chopper and instantly get Austrian Death Machine in my head for a week so thanks.
When my husband “goes to Jared” I get Gallerhea
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If Warming Glow was Night Court, I’ve got dibs on Mack. I’ve always wanted to know what it was like to be well hung AND be the only black man in court not on trial.
/Archer’s “Got Dick” t-shirt was the highlight of the season for me.
So, now Jon Bon Jovi can say that he’s seen a million faces and he’s 30 Rocked them all.
A personal +1 to Xander for the Futurama reference. And with regards to Archer, I don’t think anyone else is in the same league when it comes to dead hooker jokes.
OOH OOH!! I’ve crapped blood!! The doctor called it a pol-yp? Or something? I don’t know. I wasn’t really paying attention.
There, now no one will be able to say I don’t own John Larroquette’s spine.
On an unrelated note, while I think Archer has been good, I still don’t think it has lived up to its potential. The occasional joke has been hilarious (my favorite so far is “just the tip”), but for the most part the episodes have been ok, but not uproarious. Perhaps I was just expecting too much.
Damn it- well that explains my lack of success with the ladies in my formative years. I’ve been living my life according to the teachings of the old black lady who played the other bailiff.
@ Burnsy
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The Honeypot episode is just glorious!
Does anyone know of a good site to watch Archer episodes on? I’ve missed the past three and Hulu doesn’t get them until the 14th, and while that’s quite a way to spend my evening before I crack open a bottle of Pornhub, I’d like to get back on track.
I see your Night Court reference and raise you an awkward pun.
So far every episode of Archer has been great—thanks for getting it on my radar.
Now, I know it’s all make-believe and they’re actors and blah, blah, blah but was anybody else jealous of Vaughn when he hooked up with Annie last week? Uh….me neither…
Also, I live my life according to the teachings of Dan Fielding. He’s the original Barney Stinson.
p.s. Don’t forget to watch Archer.