WHAT’S ON 2NITE: FORMER HEARTTHROBS
02.03.10
Mercy (NBC) — James Van Der Beek begins a guest starring role that will last through the end of the season. Wow, what a casting coup by NBC.
Leverage (TNT) — Luke Perry guest stars. ”Leverage” sees your Dawson and raises you a Dylan.
Shear Genius (Bravo) — Season premiere. Hey, you idiots misspelled “sheer”! What’s that? It’s about cutting hair? Oh, I see. Very clever. Anyway, hot Latina Camila Alves has taken over hosting duties from Jaclyn Smith, so this could theoretically be more appealing to straight men if it weren’t a reality show about hair styling.
Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials (CBS) — If you watch this hour of television, clap your flippers and collect a fish from your handler. You’re such a good little network seal!
Steven Seagal: Lawman (A&E) — Season finale. Man, it’s depressing that I was so excited for this show and it turned out to be boring. I mean, it was funny because fat people who act serious are always funny, but it was still boring.
Modern Family (ABC) — Minnie Driver guest stars as Claire’s old friend. Speaking of Claire (Julie Bowen), here she is in her underwear in the most recent episode (watch on Hulu). Why no, I don’t have a girlfriend. Why do you ask?
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I’m still creeped out by Julie Bowen ever since she did a nude photo shoot for a women’s mag (Allure or something– it was tame). She commented in the accompanying blurb that her dad said that she inherited his ass. And then she said, “That’s true. I have my dad’s ass.” ICCCKKKKK.
Whither Grant Show?
James Van Der Beek was never a heartthrob. At least, I don’t remember any of my friends ever liking him and his giant head. We were all in love with Joshua Jackson.
(I might still be.)
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not going to let my Mom be the only one to spend the night with a hot Iranian. I’m going to watch Sarah Shahi on Psych.
*pets bottle of Jergens*
Bowen is an onomonopea for the sound in my pants.
P.S. The daughter who wears glasses is the middle one.
Worth mentioning that there is an “Urban” Man Vs. Wild tonight, where Bear kicks ass in Eastern Europe.
@Danger
She ages like fine wine and Beverly D’Angelo
@ Zack
Well played. Happy Gilmore came out 14 years ago, and Julie Bowen looks hotter in her underpants now than she did then. I think that deserve a round of applause
/applauds … using right hand and penis
@enrico… you’re good, she’s eighteen
She’s 19, which is too bad because I’d like to pretend legal issues are the only thing stopping me… instead of the fact that I’m not wealthy, famous or especially good looking.
How old is Julie Bowen’s daughter on the show? The one without the glasses who shows up in Olive Garden commercials. If she’s 18, I’d hit it. If she isn’t…who am I trying to fool?
Yeah- got asked by the girlfriend why I still had this episode saved on my DVR when we watched last week. Its gone now but if she had played it from where I last paused it…
i had a dream last night where i had to have sex with both sofia vergara and julie bowen… i have to figure out how to trigger that dream again
In that show, Steven Seagal sounds like how I picture Harrit Tubman would sound, if there was video of her talking.
Did Seagal even try to kick anyone’s ass during the season?
Except for the background, those last images are pretty much a perfect visualization of my “happy place.”
Anybody else think Van Der Beek looks like Scott Bakula’s little brother?
And thanks for the Julie Bowen pics. I was gonna say something last week about it, but for some reason all the blood rushed out of my brain.