WORLDS COLLIDE: SNOOKI AND PHOENIX
02.04.10Wow. Ordinarily I’m not one of those people who think awkward situations are always funny, but this interview between “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki and the band Phoenix (you know, the group your cool friends were Twittering about six months ago) is just an absolute train wreck. The linguistic/cultural chasm between these two entities is far larger than anything that should ever be televised.
Snooki: Hi guys. I don’t know if you know me. Snooki? “Jersey Shore”? Do you watch it?
Laurent Brancowitz: No, we are French.
Snooki: Oh, that’s terrible.
She’s like America’s version of Borat, except real. I love it.
[via BuzzFeed]

I’m glad I’ve found this blog. So many people I’ve neither heard of nor care about. Hell, I even found out that ABC has actual tv shows, and that MTV still sucks (ok, I knew the last, even before I stopped watching in the 80s). All because of Leno stabbing Conan in the back. So, seriously, Lost is still really on?
@Mrsparkle
Sadly I doubt it- I think first celebrity snuff film is more likely, but either way I’ll be happy.
Snooki needs to be Goth Blocked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqheLN9a6dE
Chazz should win Comment of the Week. I only hope it’s true.
He should have recognized her from her other work as an Oompa-Loompa in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.”
Dear Snooki:
14:53
14:54
14:55
14:56……
Enjoy,
-Fame
“Can you imagine if Ronnie went to France? He would do more damage than Hitler!”
“Un poinçon, mon ami!!!!!”
Can you imagine if Ronnie went to France? He would do more damage than Hitler!
From Urban Dictionary:
cagole
A French word from the city of Marseille (French Riviera) which designates a slut. Can be female, or male.
Ouh puté ! Matte-moi cte cagole !
I’m developing a crush on this girl.
Why oh why does this clip end there? He basically just called her a slut.
Six months ago? Psh, I started liking Phoenix in 2004.
/straightens skinny tie