Last weekend’s “SNL” featured the above skit, a spoof home security commercials. I didn’t find it particularly funny or will-forte-brinksmemorable, but it merits another watch because it will ready your palate for the video below (from Best Week Ever), a compilation of Brinks Home Security ads that ALL have white women in big houses getting attacked by home invaders until the phone call from a Brinks representative in a button-down shirt. It’s amazing the way Brinks taps the same plot in every commercial. It’s also amazing that none of the criminals are minorities. What? C’mon, I can’t be the only thinking that. Oh, I’m racist? Take a look at our prison system; it’s the institution that’s racist, man.

Anyway, one thing at a time. Watch the video first. We can overhaul the prison system some other time. It’s not like those guys are going anywhere.