BURRITO THE GOLFING CHIHUAHUA
03.10.10
If you haven’t already figured it out from the banner picture, the video below (via BWE) is my favorite “Today Show” clip since drunk Ewoks break danced, leg-humped, and fought each other on live TV. This is Burrito, and although he’s not very good at golf, I love him because he at least dresses the part. Where did his owner find such tiny golf clubs? I don’t care: all that matters is that he has them.
You know, I sometimes worry that this blog, which is supposed to be about television, is perhaps a little too overrun with cats and dogs wearing clothes. But then I take a look at the industry news, and it’s all, “Production has halted on ‘Spartacus’ because the guy who plays Spartacus has cancer.” Total downer, right? Even though it’s non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, which is barely cancer, it’s still sad. I hate to see anything put a stop to the filming of Lucy Lawless nude scenes.
Anyway, the point is, hee hee! That little dog is golfing!
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Oh yeah and your an a$$hole and should get “barely” cancer for talking $hit
Um yeah, never mind the dog, my cousin died of “barely” cancer, that was “kinda” sad because she was 37 and “sort of” left two daughters behind.
Wow, you have to admit dude, that is one cool dog!
Jess
http://www.big-brother-watching.net.tc
THANK YOU Hans i was waiting for a comment on how f’ed up tying its front legs and forcing it to stand like a human (which is probably very uncomfortable) is. F*** that woman she is another who offers nothing to the human race and should therefore have her life ended.
She had that dogs front legs tied together the whole time. Now, I’m no expert on dog psychology, but between the hours this lonely woman must spend training this poor animal and the other hours she must spend praising it in a squeaky, cat-lady-crazy voice, we may have found one of the more miserable creatures on the planet.
Bob Barker would be proud.
I dont’ know what’s worse, this or that cat lady commercial where she says “everyone agrees he’s the most handsome cat they’ve ever seen”
Damn, between Dexter and Spartacus getting cancer, can we safely assume premium cable gives you cancer?
*there.
His best holes? Dog leg lefts.
Speaking of holes. WTF is going on their between his legs?
@ Burnsy
“p.s. Stay sweet!”
Wait, wait, wait…
*pulls out high school yearbook, opens cover*
“Dear Burnsy, you’ll regret breaking up with me because of my ‘stupid little dog’ when we show up on the Today Show years from now and he’s dressed as a golfer. I’ll make Burrito golf if it’s the last thing I do!”
*closes yearbook*
Well I’ll be damned.
I bet he fucks a lot of bitches too.
Mr. Bojangles is really a girl! Mr. Bojangles is really a girl!
Hard to believe that lady isn’t married.
He’s better and less gay than Adam Scott.
Why? Poor dog.
He’s cute and all, but does he get as many bitches as the golfing tiger?
He was forced to issue an apology on national television when cameras caught him humping audience members legs during the commercial break.
Talk about putting from the ruff!