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03.10.10 BURRITO THE GOLFING CHIHUAHUA

If you haven’t already figured it out from the banner picture, the video below (via BWE) is my favorite “Today Show” clip since drunk Ewoks break danced, leg-humped, and fought each other on live TV. This is Burrito, and although he’s not very good at golf, I love him because he at least dresses the part. Where did his owner find such tiny golf clubs? I don’t care: all that matters is that he has them.

You know, I sometimes worry that this blog, which is supposed to be about television, is perhaps a little too overrun with cats and dogs wearing clothes. But then I take a look at the industry news, and it’s all, “Production has halted on ‘Spartacus’ because the guy who plays Spartacus has cancer.” Total downer, right? Even though it’s non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, which is barely cancer, it’s still sad. I hate to see anything put a stop to the filming of Lucy Lawless nude scenes.

Anyway, the point is, hee hee! That little dog is golfing!

20 Comments » TAGS: DOGS, NBC, SPARTACUS, SPORTS, THE TODAY SHOW

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BURRITO THE GOLFING CHIHUAHUA

March 10th, 2010 at 11:42 am

wehavehair says:

Talk about putting from the ruff!

March 10th, 2010 at 11:47 am

Danger Guerrero says:

He was forced to issue an apology on national television when cameras caught him humping audience members legs during the commercial break.

March 10th, 2010 at 11:58 am

ChinoMoreno says:

He’s cute and all, but does he get as many bitches as the golfing tiger?

March 10th, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Captain_Insano says:

Why? Poor dog.

March 10th, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

He’s better and less gay than Adam Scott.

March 10th, 2010 at 12:14 pm

Alfredo Garcia says:

Hard to believe that lady isn’t married.

March 10th, 2010 at 12:26 pm

Lenny says:

Mr. Bojangles is really a girl! Mr. Bojangles is really a girl!

March 10th, 2010 at 12:42 pm

Pete says:

I bet he fucks a lot of bitches too.

March 10th, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Burnsy says:

Wait, wait, wait…

*pulls out high school yearbook, opens cover*

“Dear Burnsy, you’ll regret breaking up with me because of my ’stupid little dog’ when we show up on the Today Show years from now and he’s dressed as a golfer. I’ll make Burrito golf if it’s the last thing I do!”

*closes yearbook*

Well I’ll be damned.

March 10th, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Danger Guerrero says:

@ Burnsy

“p.s. Stay sweet!”

March 10th, 2010 at 12:51 pm

TIm Was Tim says:

His best holes? Dog leg lefts.

Speaking of holes. WTF is going on their between his legs?

March 10th, 2010 at 12:52 pm

TIm Was Tim says:

*there.

March 10th, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Taco_Jones says:

Damn, between Dexter and Spartacus getting cancer, can we safely assume premium cable gives you cancer?

March 10th, 2010 at 4:47 pm

Leapin_Lizards says:

I dont’ know what’s worse, this or that cat lady commercial where she says “everyone agrees he’s the most handsome cat they’ve ever seen”

March 11th, 2010 at 8:55 am

michelle07 says:

Bob Barker would be proud.

March 11th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

Hans Gruber says:

She had that dogs front legs tied together the whole time. Now, I’m no expert on dog psychology, but between the hours this lonely woman must spend training this poor animal and the other hours she must spend praising it in a squeaky, cat-lady-crazy voice, we may have found one of the more miserable creatures on the planet.

March 14th, 2010 at 4:24 am

joseph says:

THANK YOU Hans i was waiting for a comment on how f’ed up tying its front legs and forcing it to stand like a human (which is probably very uncomfortable) is. F*** that woman she is another who offers nothing to the human race and should therefore have her life ended.