DUCK TEACHES CRIPPLED CHILD TO WALK
03.26.10Below is CBS “Early Show” video of Finlay Lomax, a four-year-old with cerebral palsy who supposedly learned to walk when the family’s pet duck inspired him by walking with a splint. Frankly, I’m a little skeptical of this becoming a big Internet sensation, because (a) it’s a duck, not a dog or a cat, and (b) did the duck really inspire Finlay to take his first steps? We don’t see much of the duck. Maybe if the family had dressed the duck up in gym shorts and a headband, I would have been more inclined to believe its inspirational effect. Does ANYONE dress up their pet ducks any more? I feel like I’m living in some faraway time, like 2005, where people don’t dress up their pet waterfowl.
ANYWAY, you can tell it’s a hard-hitting news story, because it closes with this Pulitzer-worthy zinger:
Now Finlay’s on the move, and discovering walking’s all it’s quacked up to be.
“I’m a precocious eight-year-old, reporting live from third grade, where my teacher thinks that pun is cute.”


No, this duck is hardly an internet pet sensation.
*fart noise, bicycle horn, marching band*
This mighty duck is obviously a cake eater.
@ Enrico
I approve of any and all Adam Banks references from now till eternity.
Not only did he teach Finlay to work, but he also helped him recoup some disability comp.
I can only imagine the type of animal it will take to help him overcome the tragic disability of being named Finlay.
I cry fowl on that pun!
Ming Ming is an odd name for a duck. I’d have gone with Dave Bombastic.
Joe Banks, 82 years young has come to this pond every day for the past 17 years, to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery…the ducks…were gone! Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think, that Joe used to sit down there, near those ducks. But it could be, that there is just no room in this modern world, for an old man…and his ducks.