GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
03.19.10
On this week’s “America’s Next Top Model,” aspiring modeling failure Alexandra faced a runway challenge that featured both a daunting staircase and a runway intermittently blocked by swinging pendulums. Why the hell are there swinging pendulums on the runway, you ask? Because it’s awesome. Duh.
Anyway, the video below shows Alexandra navigating the obstacles with style and grace. Nah, just kidding. She fails spectacularly in every way possible. It’s absolutely delightful. Those pendulums are FIERCE.
UPDATE: As requested, an animated GIF:
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Clearly not an ambi-turner.
So, what you are telling us, is first she drops to her knees, then she gets knocked around my a pair of giant swinging balls? I need to start watching.
Someone’s not getting their dime-sized portion of Special K bar to throw up an hour later!
I must’ve missed the post where you let us know that ANTM was followed up its success with short models by doing a season of fat models.
I come here to learn!
Super Model Bros?
Was that a ninja that walked by her?
Good thing someone had a first aid kit nearby. That cut on her knee was fierce.
+1s to Schmoove and DG
So, a model fell after tripping over her dress. Talk about a … *sunglasses* … TRAIN WRECK.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Um…I demand a bottle of good bourbon.
Well done sir.
LET THE MODELS HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE MODELS HIT THE FLOOR!
@Rapax: I was thinking MXC from the pendulums, but yours works too.
I cannot stop laughing.
I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.
A crossover of “America’s Next Top Model” and “Women of Ninja Warrior” doesn’t sound too bad actually.
The only thing that could possibly make that better is if a drunk schoolteacher met her at the top of the stairs and decked her with a right cross.
@WHH: Thy will be done. Updated.
And shes fat
I demand a gif.