HAPPY ST PADDY’S FROM WARMING GLOW
03.17.10
Well, the traffic numbers say that everyone has already left the office to go a-drinkin’ at the nearest bar that begins with an “O” or “Mc,” so I’m not gonna hang around here all day while my readership is off getting sloshed. Pour me a pint, laddie! Erin go bragh! Top o’ the mornin’! Throw another shrimp on the barbie, guvna!
For those of you expecting the usual edition of What’s On Tonight, you can find the TV Guide listings I use every day right here. The only thing worth being remotely excited about is the season premiere of “South Park” on Comedy Central (which will take aim at Tiger Woods), and possibly the series debut of “Ugly Americans” that follows it. I didn’t love the concept of “Ugly” when I first saw the promos, but I have to admit, the first ten minutes were pretty good (see clip below).
Anyway, if you happen to be stuck at work, well, sucks to be you. Try checking out the rest of our Uproxx friends on the upper right hand side of the page. Do me a solid and check out the nice long reads on the Features page. I’ll see you bright and bleary tomorrow.
(video via io9)
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Next time give me a heads up, I have been playing (working) with this load running software, with a few clicks, I can probably bring your website down if needed – or just give you extra traffic, then I will probably get fired, but whatever
Hey, if y’all don’t want me cutting out early, ya need to show up in the morning and leave comments. It was quiet all day, so I said “Fuck it.”
I just watched my DVRd Justified premier. Whoever gives that premier less than an 8/10 is a slack-jawed faggot who detests gun play.
Nice banner pic, you fucking hack.
Seriously Punch, stuck in the lab? I thought I was the only self loathing loser not doing any work in lab.
@punch & WHH
tryin to get this damn label off?
My St. Patty’s day debauchery will consist of a statistics final, followed by doing the dishes and eating a frozen burrito. I dare you not to be jealous.
@punch
With a pen and a pad?
I hate being stuck in the lab.
For anyone still stuck at work (who also likes James Joyce), here’s some music at least to tide you over until drinking time: The Ultimate Dubliners Drinking Mixtape.
No! Wait! Don’t go! My traffic wasn’t going here because my computer crashed and now I’ve got a replacement and you’re gone!
I’m stuck at work and I can hear all the revelers down at McFadden’s below me.
Heheh…below me.
More like Unfunny Americans.
This is bullshit. stuck at the office clock watchin to go get drunk and the blogger bails. Bad sauce sir. Not even a Justified post. May you bring home a St. Paddy’s souvenir that causes it to burn when you pee.
Yup- 70 degrees in Boston, apartment roof deck drinking followed by the Celtics game. In related news my girlfriend will be seeing me black out for the first time tonight.
BAWSTON CELEBRATES ST. PATTY’S BETTAH THAN THE REST OF YOU QUEEHAHS, NO ONE DENIES THIS
Now if you had them up in reverse order, I would have guessed “melancholy baby”.
Isn’t the banner pic a rebus, like on a Mickey’s cap? I’m gonna guess “Tie me kangaroo down”.
Fuck me, I have been busy as hell all day and not able to surf the interwebs.
I would leave, too, if for nothing else the weather, it so nice here in Bahston, it must be nice in NYC.
Dude, all cool except the kid in the Photoshop. Keep some lines intact.
Yeah, I’m an asshole. Fuck you all.
Since the Irish give the world 90% of it’s gingers, fuck ‘em.
I do so enjoy the hot, drunk firemen wandering the streets of NYC in full dress uniform. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, indeed.
UU, I thought Matt didnt’ write full episode recaps.
DG coming live from the law library, son. But yeah, I fully support anyone knocking off early. I, on the other hand, have chosen to be responsible today and not start drinking 20 oz Solo cups full of Jameson until 4pm.
A full half hour later than usual.
Still here, disappointed we didn’t get a “just the bad ass parts” post about last nights episode of “Justified”.
I have a wife and kid so naturally I completely forgot it’s St. Patty’s day. Fortunately I’ve got a Guinness to enjoy when I get home, which is probably the same thing Alec Guinness used to say after he’d leave a movie set at the end of the day.
West Coast still in the house.
After closing, like every day.
Don’t forget to
turn off the lightswater the hookers in the basementlink to twitter photos of your commentershave an Irish Car Bomb for us poor bastards stuck in the office.I’m here!
/waves sober pennant