I DO SAY, JOLLY GOOD, SIR!
03.06.10
English Gentledog is here to watch over your Oscars commenting thread. Yes, I’m publishing this a full day before the Academy Awards begin, but if I don’t take advantage of this opportunity to introduce English Gentledog now, I just know that son of a bitch running FilmDrunk is gonna steal him away.
Anyway, I’ve got my fingers crossed for Kathryn Bigelow/Hurt Locker, not only because that movie was the tits, but because I hate James Cameron’s old lesbian hair, and Titanic sucked balls. Yeah, I’m still pissed about that one. Also, I’d like there to be some recognition for District 9. Perhaps a Best Ownage Award, or maybe Best Use of a Pig as a Projectile Weapon?
(image via fatpita, thanks Adam!)
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This dog should be hosting the show.
I kinda want Avatar to win so 10 years from now we can say, “2010′s the year they gave the award to a movie where the people could hook their hair up to flying ponies.”
English Gentledog says if The Hurt Locker loses, it will be a bloody catastrophe. That’s not a quaint figure of speech, either. He’s rigged the building with C-4.
making movies making songs and fightin round the world
English Gentledog?! I want him informing next of kin about gruesome deaths after his Oscars gig is over.
and Titanic sucked balls. Yeah, I’m still pissed about that one.
I wish Russell Crowe and Guy Pearce would head over to Cameron’s place a stick that Best Picture Oscar up his overrated ass.
I wouldn’t invite Kevin Spacey, however, since he’d just masturbate furiously the entire time.
@foreignspell
Goddammit, people are retarded. Yeah, because the entirety of Avatar’s happening somewhere right now.
Ha, I just saw this on my tumblr feed (posted by roboshark), and I figured I’d see it on this site sooner or later.
Pulling for Hurt Locker as well. Any comments on the “it’s unrealistic!” chorus that’s popped up recently?