Here’s the segment of last night’s Letterman where Dave and guest Jimmy Kimmel talk about NBC’s late-night fiasco (As you may recall, Kimmel fanned the flames by doing an entire show as Jay Leno, then going on Leno’s show and making him look like a jackass). In this interview, Letterman tries to gloss over the enmity, but Kimmel once again refuses to stand down or take the edge off when talking about Leno, at one point saying, “He’s always running to tattle to Oprah.”
The end result is Kimmel cementing his title as Biggest Balls in Late Night. I mean, we can argue about who’s funny and not funny all day, but there’s no arguing the size of Kimmel’s balls. In fact, we may need another tape measure. Wait, how did I get stuck with ball-measuring duty again?


Apparently you can be fat, hairy, and only moderately funny, but if you rip Jay Leno a new asshole it gives me a lady boner.
“I see Kimmel becoming a more enterprising Craig Kilborn. You know, leaving late night to accomplish bigger goals and actually doing stuff.”
You mean like letting a better host come and do his job instead? I wish Leno would take the Kilborn route.
Leave the ball-measuring to Rex Ryan, Uff.
I see Kimmel becoming a more enterprising Craig Kilborn. You know, leaving late night to accomplish bigger goals and actually doing stuff.
You know you’ve got balls when you make Dave look like the nice one.
And as much as I love Dave, I was a little disappointed that he wasn’t so snarky last night. I wanted it to be like when the Tonight Show shenanigans started and he’d just rip Leno a new one every night.