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I don’t know what show this is, but I would watch it. I get the feeling that Mark the Chinese Lawyer might have an adversarial relationship with Business Dog. [Snuh]

Oh right, Corey Haim died. Thankfully, he was mostly in movies, which leaves Vince and Greasy Sax Man to eulogize while I look at cats. [FilmDrunk]

dogs-raincoatsDogs in raincoats! Dogs in raincoats! You have no idea how hard it was to not make this the banner image. I was like, “The only thing that can possibly bump dogs in raincoats is a cat in a business suit.” [Dogatar]

Two tickets, please. One for me, and… okay, just one ticket. “Juno Temple (Year One) and Olivia Thirlby (Juno) have been cast in Bradley Rust Gray’s teenage lesbian werewolf movie.” [Gamma Squad]

If the Golden Girls were Wu-Tang Clan Members. An appropriately off-the-wall but well-argued piece from FilmDrunk regular Chodin. [Uproxx]

Epic Beard Man lives on. “Amber Lamps” signs now appearing at college basketball games. Those kids and their Internet! [With Leather]

More links, plus centaur port-a-potties, below.

The 15 Best Pictures of Christina Hendricks. I could easily find some better ones, but this isn’t a competition. They’re ALL magnificent. [Unreality]

centaur-toiletCheck out this horse’s ass! Aw, shouldn’t there be some kind of centaur stipulation for port-a-johns in the Americans with Disabilities Act? [Coyote Pact]

CHAAHLIE! MY BAYBEE! If you don’t hate Claire from “Lost,” then this is the video that will change your mind. [Jezebel]

The Best of 5-Second Films. There’s some real brilliance in some of these. Perect for the Internet user with zero attention. [Uproxx]

Conan O’Brien: Like God, but funnier. An interview with the 19-year-old girl that Conan O’Brien follows on Twitter. Basically, all sorts of good things have happened to her since Conan brought attention to her, and now she’s looking into starting a charity. In a related story, Jay Leno bought another vintage car. [Popeater] Bonus link: awesome Conan GIF.

Instant Dharma gonna git you. A videocast for those who need to discuss last night’s episode of “Lost.” [Inside TV]