ROGER EBERT’S ON OPRAH TODAY
03.02.10I’ve got my DVR set to record Oprah today, when Roger Ebert will debut his “new voice” in a segment that was recorded on Friday. I’m not yet sure whether I want to watch it, and even now I don’t feel confident in writing about it.
Much has been written by and about Ebert lately, all of it excellent: the ubiquitous Esquire profile with the haunting portrait of a man without a jaw, Ebert’s eloquent response to that, and yesterday’s Deadspin feature in which Will Leitch admitted to attacking his hero. But I don’t know about seeing Ebert in the medium where I first saw him. He now belongs in the world of letters — belongs to the world of letters — and I’m uncomfortable with seeing this lion of language in the physical state that betrays his greatness — not when I can read about it in his own words (or read about how Ebert gave Oprah her start, for that matter). What he’s doing right now is establishing himself as America’s best belletrist since E.B. White, and I’d like to think that’s something that transcends television.
Anyway, there’s an AP story about the episode here, if that interests you. It feels pretty disposable after two minutes on Ebert’s blog.


I thought it strange, too, Botwin, but appreciation and creation are two different (almost opposite) skill sets. Similarly, if you follow football you might be aware that Matt Millen is a GREAT commentator, but many fans simply won’t listen to him because he was one of the worst football executive/evaluator (general manager) of all time.
I remember when Oprah first went national. I honestly thought she as Nell Carter with a different identity. I was like 9.
Fair enough Matt, but you knew when that alliterative line slipped out you were going to catch some shit.
I just always found it ironic that the man who had a hand in creating of the worst movies ever made, spent his life critiquing movies.
@Strange Botwin: I’m allowed one self-indulgent post every two weeks. Humor me.
Congratulations, this is your first post that has sent me to dictionary.com. I had to look up belletrist, asshole.
“Lion of language” huh?
/Looks for dismissive wanking motion .gif
He’s good, he deserves respect, but he also wrote “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls” for God’s Sake, which was beyond awful, despite non-stop gigantic knockers throughout.
Roger Ebert will forever be my hero for writing extensively about how he got it on in college all the time.
A lesser man, such as I, would use the text-to-voice progran just to say “boobs”.
I hate myself for this but I’m going to say it anyway…
This is what happens when you give a thumbs down to “Jaws”.
Not to be confused with the haunting portrait of a man without a Jew, which hangs above Mel Gibson’s fireplace.