SITE NEWS
03.18.10I have to go take care of real-life stuff for a couple hours (read: hookers), so the daily “What’s On Tonight” feature likely won’t happen until around 8:00 p.m. Eastern. Sorry about that.
In the meantime, I figured this would be a good time to unveil the new Site News banner. I’m sure Don Draper will make the occasional comeback, but for now I just feel this image represents better what this blog is all about: lots of cats and dogs in clothes, with the occasional appearance by huge mammaries. What can I say, I have a taste for the finer things in life.


True, but your downfall will come when the cops realize your trademark is to add kitten photoshops to all crime scene photos.
/loves the Site News banner
Your hooker visits only take 15 minutes, so what are you doing during the other hour and 45?
Pfft. Sounds like SOMEONE’S never had to dispose of a hooker corpse before.
Pictured Left to Right: Scuba Cat, POWERS REDBREAST, Dr. Morris…
Your hooker visits only take 15 minutes, so what are you doing during the other hour and 45?
Great photoshop. Kirstie Alley Godzilla is still my favorite, though.
“C’mon, fill in the blanks people, this banner is our new god”
Lobster Dog, Cat Corpse.
I think I saw that on the side of a Safeway truck.
Love it
Fat Pussy and Birthday Dog together again! Dream team!
Bra-fucking-vo, Matt. It’s a masterpiece.
We need a left to right key to properly identify said creatures. For instance…
Pictured Left to Right: Scuba Cat, Busty Sinclair, Dr. Morris, Monocle Dog?, Hipster Dog?, Casual Cat, ??? Dog, ??? Cat, Birthday Kitten, Birthday Dog.
C’mon, fill in the blanks people, this banner is our new god.
So how the hell am I supposed to know what is on tonight!