THE MOST RACIST COMMERCIAL EVER
03.05.10This commercial has made the Internet rounds before, but it’s new to me and it rocked my world, so I’m sharing it with you. Believe me, this is a tremendous way to start your Friday.
Anyway, Gary’s Mattress has opened up new locations, and to advertise that he does horribly racist impressions of Asians (excuse me: “Orientals”), Jews, Arabs, Native Americans, and Italian-Americans — then for good measure, he offers to kick a puppy and punch a kitten if you can find a mattress for a lower price. He really hits all the wickets.
Sadly, from what I can tell, this was never a real commercial, and Gary’s Mattress does not actually exist — regardless of how badly I want it to. Hell, I’d buy a mattress from this guy. But only if he put on a kimono and a flapping dickey.
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“Gary,” by the way, is Eddie Pepitone, a fantastic standup comic and all-around funny guy. Based out in LA. Does a lot of stuff at the Upright Citizens Brigade out there.
What, no shot at Swanson’s Dinner?
This is a real place but that is not the real owner. Gary is Gary Busey and now the commercial should make sense to you.
Club a seal to make a deal!
If I was ever going to be in the mattress biz, Van Nuys would certainly be a good place to do that. They must go through thousands of them a week.
I would 100% buy a mattress from this man.
I for one would just like to add that “Cop n Kitty” on Leno’s show is a travesty against cats everywhere. (Although that cat lap dance was KIND of funny).
Jay Leno likes the cut of this guy’s jib, but thinks it could use more ching chonging.
@ lenny
was this a case of owner marrying customer?
sorry but that is like the perfect paring for parents
As a Chinese-American Jew, I still find this less offensive than that creepy Viagra commercial where the guy is talking to a reflection of himself in the mirror about his boners.
His name is Eddie Pepitone, he’s an ok comedian, got jobbed on Last Comic Standing one year.
What, no fried chicken mattress?
Hines Ward finds this commercial to be “Velly Lacist”
Also- I almost peed myself, again, watching Archer last night. Just wanted to share that.