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Oscars telecast (Sunday, E!/ABC) — I haven’t talked about this much because this is FilmDrunk’s wheelhouse, but it is, ya know, on TV. So fill out your predictions sheet, study up on the Oscars drinking game, and join me on Twitter to critique red carpet fash– er, I mean, the performance of hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin.

Saturday Night Live (NBC) — At long last, Zach Galifianakis hosts with musical guest Vampire Weekend, which is a pretty serious-sounding name for a band that uses a steel drum. Watch the Chad Farthouse promo clips here.

Who Do You Think You Are? (tonight, NBC) — Series premiere. Everything I need to know about Sarah Jessica Parker’s family history I learned here.

Funny or Die Presents (HBO) — Man, I always forget I have HBO. Anyway, I’ve finally updated my DVR to record this and “The Ricky Gervais Show,” so maybe I can watch these while I’m staying in and drinking by myself. Whee!