marriage-ref“And what is the DEAL with married people arguing?” Ha ha, good one Jerry.

The Marriage Ref (NBC) — Series Premiere. Oh, you thought the 30 minutes on Sunday were terrible? It’s a FULL HOUR, people. And that’s tonight’s panel: Seinfeld with Tina Fey and Eva Longoria Parker.

pim-jamThe Office (NBC) — Anyone out there still watching this? I guess Pam gives birth tonight. And we get it for a full hour instead of “30 Rock.” Yay. (creepy image via here and here)

CSI: Original Flavor (CBS) — A member of the band Rascal Flatts is electrocuted by his own guitar in a (sadly) fictional story. Doesn’t “Rascal Flatts” sound like the worst apartment building ever? It should be an abandoned double-wide overrun with squirrels.

Burn Notice (USA) — Season finale. Awww, I always get sad when good TV shows have their season finales.

Project Runway (Lifetime) — I admit, I kind of miss watching this show. This is YOUR fault, Lifetime.

Real Housewives of Different Places (Bravo) — The O.C. women have their finale, immediately followed by the season 3 premiere of the New York City broads. Guhhhhh.

Archer (FX) — New episode tonight. “I’m afraid the lemur got into the pudding cups.” “Like I told you he would!”