tinsley-mortimer

High Society (CW) — Series premiere. Billed essentially as “Jersey Shore with rich people,” this is already reviled by critics who’ve had the misfortune to screen it. The Los Angeles Times called the cast members “aging children of unearned privilege” while noting their various and sickening disconnection with people living in the real world. I’d much rather go clubbing with Pauly D and the Situation. Can anyone lend me an Ed Hardy shirt?

America’s Next Top Model (CW) — Season premiere. Ninety minutes of Tyra. I swear this is like the 20th season in the last five years.

Modern Family (ABC) — Judy Greer guest stars as one of Phil’s old girlfriends. Again: I’ve enjoyed most the guest stars this season, but they’re really unnecessary.

Human Target (Fox) — This dud makes me want to go buy the eponymous comic books that have been debased by the show’s existence.

CSI: New York (CBS) — Ian Ziering guest stars! Steve Sanders in the house!

Psych (USA) — Season finale. I’d like to thank to the handful of people who offered their sincere recommendation that I watch this show. I still haven’t caught an episode, but it was a really nice gesture.

Attack of the Show (G4) — I don’t give this show much love, because it comes on at 7 p.m. (too early) and I don’t know where to find G4 on my cable box. But Annie Wersching (crazy Renee from “24″) will be on the show, and I happen to consider that newsworthy.

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