YOU’RE ALL UNDER ARREST
03.03.10This video has been making the rounds today, and why SHOULDN’T it? It’s an eight-year-old Brazilian girl singing and gyrating to Lady Gaga’s sex anthem “Bad Romance” on the talent show “Qual é o seu Talento?”. I mean, if I’ve learned anything about the Internet, it’s that stories about Brazilian girls get lots of traffic.
Reached for comment about American broadcast rights, TLC said, “No thanks, that broad is way too old.”
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Well, at least someone beat me to the camel toe mention…
Aww. I didn’t know Jay Leno’s daughter could sing. That’s adorable.
I think thats a midget
Hold on, I didn’t understand a word Bruce Vilanch was saying.
So wait, we get Simon Cowell…and they get Santa??? That’s bullshit!
Needs more disco stick.
Pedo-bear approves!
There’s Rob Schneider!
Is she too young for a Brazillian wax or would she just get one anyway?
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Apparently, the staff of “To Catch a Predator” saw this video right before they’re production meeting. I’ve obtained a copy of that meeting’s minutes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFN4CI7slbo
Who the fuck gets Fat Brazilian Santa to judge talent?
Also, do I see toe?
/I’m on the express to hell and/or jail
Is this just bait to lure Pete Townshend to your blog?
First it’s Michael Emerson and now this? It must be sexy bald day at Warming Glow.
Still sexier than the Paris Hilton commercial.