Here’s a spoof of the modern Christian “Footprints” parable by Australian comedy group The Chaser (from their show on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, “The Chaser’s War on Everything.”) The first minute is pretty slow, but the reward of inappropriate comedy is more than worthwhile. (via indefensible)

But anyway: Jesus. As I understand it, most businesses are closed or closing early today, and it’s 70 degrees and sunny where I live, so I’ll be cutting out a little early today to… uh… warship Jesus? Is that the right word? Oh, worship. Yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do. Lots of solemn worship.

I guess “Warship Jesus” is something entirely different:

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