Like Olivia Munn, pixelated porn, and Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was hot, “Lost” may never deliver what its viewers have so desperately craved for the last six years: a satisfying reveal. In an interview with the Hollywood Reporter, Damon Lindelof whipped out his dong and told the show’s adoring fans to suck it. Metaphorically.

“Lost” co-creator Damon Lindelof tells THR the crew built new sets for the final moments of the ABC hit drama and that fans should expect to ask themselves, “What did they mean by this?” after the show ends…

As for the nagging question of whether fans be satisfied by the ending, Lindelof said the finale will not employ a “Sopranos”-style fake-out, but he emphasized that viewers will definitely be left with questions.

” ‘The Sopranos’ ending only worked on ‘The Sopranos,’ ” Lindelof said. “The series finale has to fit the show. We’re trying to end lost in a way that feels ‘Lost’-ian and fair and will generate a tremendous amount of theorizing. We’re going to be as definitive as we can be and say this is our ending, but there’s no way to end the show where the fans aren’t going to say, ‘What did they mean by this?’ Which is why we’re not going to explain it.”

Oh, this is delicious. I admit, I’ve enjoyed Season 6 for the most part, but nothing would make me happier than an inconclusive ending open to interpretation. I get much more satisfaction from Losties’ unhappiness than I could ever possibly get from a TV show.