Perhaps I Should Watch ‘Caprica’
04.29.10Because I’m one of the cool people who got over “Battlestar Galactica” in 2007, I haven’t given much thought to Syfy’s prequel, “Caprica.” But given the video below, in which series star Alessandra Torresani licks a metaphorically placed lollipop, my feelings are leaning towards maybe giving the show a chance. My feelings are also leaning against my underwear at the moment.
Anyway, this reminds me of a burlesque show I went to once. Most of the performances were more cute than sexy — lots of tassels, with the occasional act that went topless at the end of a song. Then the final chick came on stage, and she broke out two of the long-ass lollipops like these, and BOOM! Fully nude vaginal insertion with candy. Talk about an awkward first date. In retrospect, I guess I shouldn’t have told the girl that she “should be more like her.”
(Video via Tyler Shields, thanks to Peter. Still not as good as this Alison Brie video, though.)


Correction: This is awesome. She looks like a 12 year old. Seriously perverted.
This is disgusting. She looks like a 12 year old. Seriously perverted.
lol cool info man.
And this is why I am forced to introduce myself to everyone in the neighborhood.
This must be what RJ Berger has in his pants because I know no self-respecting network would air a show about a high school sophomore’s penis.
Why didn’t they just just use lollipops when i was in Thailand? Those poor birds, snakes, fish and darts….
Especially the darts (and the chair they magically appeared in a few kegels later)
No wonder she always needs her cavities filled.
I’ll take her to the candy shop.
Fully nude vaginal insertion with candy.
I had no idea that you attended my Senior Prom.
The show’s pretty good, though, as South Park suggested, I’d probably enjoy it more while high.
The colors seem about right.
*itches crotch*
Hate to nitpick when somebody tries to give me a boner, but isn’t that the least phallic lollipop on the planet? I’m trying to suspend disbelief here.
Better on mute. Don’t patronize me with your cutesy song, lady.