Term of the Day: ‘Soy Jism’
04.30.10
"I dunno, I just don't like the taste."
Oh, this is a real treat. In our “live TV moment of the week,” Rosanna Scotto of Fox 5 in New York spices up a boring conversation about milk products by suggesting soy milk be instead called “soy jism.” (Or jizzum, or jizm. I don’t think the porn world ever reached a consensus on the spelling. Maybe they should put that on the agenda at the next porn convention.) While her co-anchor seemed aghast at the notion, I think it’s a step in the right direction. We need to blur the semen/milk line better. I think more girls would swallow if we called it “man milk.”
By the way, as far as Fox 5 blunders go, this is still only second place to Ernie Anastos’s thoughts on chicken-f*cking.
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I’d like to spray some man milk on the Indian doctor in the blue sweater. YYYYowza.
Man, this is the news team that just keeps on giving. The best thing about these videos is not the gaffe itself, but the brief awkward silences that follows. On this one, there was a solid 2 Mississippi before her co-anchor chastised her by calling her name like a disappointed parent.
And please forgive my gaffe with the plural of “follow” above, I haven’t had my soy jism yet today.
She just said the first thing that popped into her head.
Of course, that jizz IS organic. It was hand-squeezed.
I look forward to the ad campaign of famous actresses pictured with Soy Jism mustaches.
She just said the first thing that plopped on her face.
haahah – you’d think Greg Kelly being a Marine would be the one to dirty talk.
I try to enjoy Soy Jism slowly, but I’m always done in 45 seconds.
Zachary Quinto is jealous he got splashed with milk instead of Soy Jizm
Upon further review, the headline was misread as “Sperm of the Day.” Reset the clock please.
Soy Skeet is what I call it.
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