THIS IS A SECOND DATE IN ARKANSAS
04.05.10You know how I like to start my week? Watching a raccoon eat out of a woman’s mouth. Reader Jeff writes:
saw this on animal planet yesterday. badass video of [Bandit the raccoon] at the table, waving his little arms helplessly, but i can’t find it. here’s the more awesom-er footage.
The video below is the Moment of Zen from last Wednesday’s “Daily Show,” so this is in no way timely [edit: whoops, make that nine years ago. I mixed up "2001" with "2010". But the fact remains that this is in no way timely.]. But when you’ve got video of a raccoon eating out of a woman’s mouth, you share it with the world regardless of the date. It’s how your mom rose from carnival freak to Internet star.


they should bring the longsleeved denim dress back. She’s like a Canadian nun in that shit.
haahah Nice Enrico Pallazzo!
I came here to talk about Coon hunting. carry on.
Golf claps to Enrico.
They named the Raccoon “Bandit”? Not very original. That’s like naming your dog “Fido” or your cat “Tiger” or your entitled yuppie child after a fly-over state.
Also, I could easily see myself transform from a crazy cat lady to a crazy raccoon lady. They have thumbs!
In Arkansas, that is the only coon allowed to kiss a white woman…ZING!
The video below is the Moment of Zen from last Wednesday’s “Daily Show,” so this is in no way timely.
Actually it’s from March 28, 2001. You can tell because of the willy-nilly, devil-may-care, feed-your-raccoon-from-your-own-mouth optimism that only existed in a pre-9/11 world.
/only found out while looking for the Jennifer Love Hewitt interview Steve Carell mentions