Embedded below is CNN video of a one-eyed Army sergeant speaking one sentence that, taken without context, is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen today (besides maybe this). I guarantee it will leave you wanting more information about what the hell happened. In fact, CNN should replace the booming “THIS… IS CNN” tag line in promos with this clip. I’d be 100% more likely to watch CNN.

Watch it HERE if the video doesn’t work for you. Thanks to Best Week Ever and @trumpetcake for sharing this little piece of genius.