Bret Michaels Had a Stroke
05.21.10
Bret Michaels, the reality TV star who was once famous for something else — performing magic tricks, maybe? — was readmitted to the hospital just weeks after suffering a brain hemorrhage (and that was just weeks after suffering complications from an appendectomy).
The rocker, 47 — who is still recovering from a brain hemorrhage — was “readmitted to the hospital this week after suffering numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands,” according to a statement posted on his site.
While undergoing tests — including an MRI and CT scan — doctors also discovered he has a hole in his heart. [Us]
Doctors also discovered that the hole in his heart CAN ONLY BE FILLED BY YOU…
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Bret’s family: What should we do, Doc? Pray?
Doc: Sadly, that might not be enough. He’ll need MORE THAN WORDS.
Jesus, one morning of WordPress doing my HTML for me and it all goes to shit. FOCUS, DG.
Man, I actually had to think about whether Bret had anything to do with those two songs. Welcome back, matt. @DG was funny as usual and @JB caught some unneccesary shit because evidently all your readers go on the rag on the same day.
Also – please explain why you would go down to NOLA for a Wed/Thurs and not stay the weekend? Is there a young lady that is holding your balls in a purse in NYC?
I guess that’s why they say every cerebral haemorrhage has its thorn….
Upon being readmitted to the hospital, the doctors had him Open Up and Say… Ahh!
(haven’t posted in a long time, not sure if that terrible joke has been made)
Brett Michaels should do a cover of the Billy Squier classic “The Stroke” when he recovers.
For those of you not old enough to remember:
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I’m just going to assume he was SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
he kinda looks like Heidi Montag did before she became Robo-Barbie
I didn’t know Bret was packing a small rottweiler in his shorts.
/no homo
I wonder how many of the skanky chicks he banged during Rock Of Love are asking their doctors if they might have contracted a hole in their hearts?
“He told me he was on the pill so we didn’t need a rubber.”
Sounds like during his previous visit to the doctor, he may have received some “Bad Medicine”.
I find what that whatever is going on in his pants in that photo to be quite disturbing.
/photoshopped
//looks at headline
BRET MICHAELS HAD SEX WITH JULIAN CASABLANCAS?!?
Upon his arrival back at the hospital, the nursing staff was overheard saying, “look what the Dr. Cat dragged in”.
Bret: “in retrospect, i really should have contacted a certified physician rather than Dr. Feel Good”