A heavyset woman in her dim hovel reacts to the announcement of the “American Idol” as her shirtless husband looks on. I don’t have much to say here, except that I’m a little less proud of the fact that I served my country. Man, I’d hate to be in the same room as her when she finds out the can of frosting is empty.

“hovel” – perfect. win.
Holy fuck
What I love about America is that this woman’s vote counts exactly the same as my vote. Though her husband’s stash redeems him, as her son’s decision to record his mother’s reaction and post it on the internet redeems her son.
/I LOVE you internet
*Snickers at America*
“Oh my God, my whole life is ruined.”
Put it in perspective baby, you had no where to go but up before the douche beat the hippie.
Hippie > Gulf Coast on the ruined factor huh?
Packers fan or Colts fan???
Holy Shit!! Oreo cookie stock is now worth more than Google.
You know, I used to get pretty emotionally involved with television shows, too, but once Shredder got away one too many times, I just couldn’t do it any more.
OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!!1!ONE!!!
I don’t have much to say here, except that I’m a little less proud of the fact that I served my country.
Uff, I read that before I watched the vid. You know how I feel about vets, and I thought you were being a little harsh.
Well, after watching the video…I commend your composure.
I almost threw a fit as big as hers sitting through Seacrest’s dramatic pauses.
Dormammu, I’ve got nothing against fat people (or anyone, really) as long as they’re good people. And I’ve got nothing in particular against this woman, either — except that she’s the embodiment of a stereotype that people talk about but rarely procure.
Really, the video just made me sad.
After American Idol, the news came on and talked about the oil spill in the Gulf.
This woman just shrugged, had another jar of marshmallow fluff and went to sleep.
LOL, what the hell is wrong with hating on fat people? I do it all the fucking time. This bitch probably spazzes out every time Wile E Coyote gets an anvil dropped on him.
Also, I wasn’t trying to be too serious, sometimes “snarky” doesn’t always translate well into the series of tubes that makes our interwebs.
Dim Hovel is going to be my Fantasy Football team name this year.
So this is what we’ve become, is it? Great. These are the same morons that actually get to vote for the country’s leaders too. No wonder the aliens won’t land, there’s truly no intelligent life left on earth! lol