MTV’S ‘PEEN WOLF’ HAS A TRAILER
05.06.10“The Hard Times of RJ Berger” will debut after the MTV Movie Awards on June 6th, and the new trailer (embedded below) shows that MTV might actually be kind of trying to create some decent scripted shows. Which isn’t to say that this will actually be good; I just appreciate that this isn’t previous “Real World” cast members playing tug-of-war on a beach.
Anyway, as discussed before, “Hard Times” is about a dorky high school kid whose big wang gets exposed to the school, thus changing his social status. It’s not a particularly original conceit, and there’s nary a scene in the trailer that doesn’t feel lifted from a previous teen/high school comedy: Fast Times at Ridgemont High, American Pie, Napoleon Dynamite, and so on. Now, don’t get me wrong: I like MILFs and bikini car washes and high school girls in lingerie just as much as the next drunken veteran-turned-blogger, but… But I’m not sure how to finish that sentence. I guess I just really like MILFs and bikini car washes and high school girls in lingerie. Keep up the good work, MTV!






You don’t need to be a veteran to like elementary school girls in lingerie.
So in order to succeed in life and have people give you a chance, you need to have something physical going for you. Along with this, My Super Sweet 16, and 16 & Pregnant… wow, really giving some good life lessons to idiot viewers.
Hey wait… why hasn’t there been a Sweet 16/16 & Pregnant crossover episode yet??!
You see because “Hard Times”, is a clever pun about the teenager’s cock. Great work MTV.
/remembers a time when you could see the “Black Hole Sun” video 8 times a day…
Now, don’t get me wrong: I like MILFs and bikini car washes and high school girls in lingerie just as much as the next drunken veteran-turned-blogger, but… But I’m not sure how to finish that sentence.
But just not on a basic cable network with no chance of nudity or titillation whatsoever.
That’s what you were looking for.
If I had a dollar for every time a girl wanted to sleep with me because she heard I have a giant dick, I’d have $26.
/already had the $26
MILFs, bikini car washes and high school girls in lingerie are great things to be enjoyed on say YouPorn/RedTube; not on MTV with interruptions by Axe commercials.
(Today’s wank session brought to you by Double Pits to Chesty…to the extreme!!)
More Amber Lancaster is never a bad thing.
That ass in the last picture is perfect..