Betty White Has 12 Months to Live
06.03.10Beloved “Golden Girls” actress Rue McClanahan died last night in her sleep, the victim of a massive stroke. She was 76.
Her first job was off Broadway, in 1957, and she finally hit Broadway in 1969. TV work came from soap operas, until she made it on CBS’s Maude, starring Beatrice Arthur, starting in 1972. She played Maude’s best friend Vivian.
But it was Golden Girls that put her on the map and led to fame, fortune – and several husbands. In all, she had six, including actor Morrow Wilson, whom she wed in 1997 and who survives her, as does a son, Mark Bish, from her first marriage. [People]
Just as I warned before Gary Coleman died, summer is a dangerous season for celebrities, and McClanahan is the third famous entertainer to die in the six days since the Memorial Day weekend began. Also, I have to note that Estelle Getty died in the summer of 2008, followed by Bea Arthur last summer. That makes Betty White the sole surviving Golden Girl. I don’t mean to take away from the sad event of a person’s death, but I’m just sayin’, IF your office has a death pool… you know what to do.
Rest in peace, Blanche Devereaux. You made being a slutty old woman cool back when Kim Cattrall was still in her twenties.


I will pour some metamucil out for my homie Rue
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
I’d like to be broken up about this, but I’m too busy caring about Geordi Laforge’s tax problems.
Mario Lopez had a guest appearance on “Golden Girls” in 1987. [crosses fingers]
what’s a “massive stroke”?
i know what a stroke is, but what makes it massive?
/serious
Herb Edelman’s orgy in Heaven just got bigger.
All my childhood heroes are dropping like flies.
i know what a stroke is, but what makes it massive?
I’m no doctor, but I’d guess that a massive stroke kills/paralyzes someone, rather than merely, say, affecting their speech or half their body.
$10 says someone out there somewhere is commenting on this and using the phrase “thank you for being a friend”.
I like to think that right now Blanche is delivering one hell of a BJ to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
That makes Betty White the sole surviving Golden Girl.
And puts David Leisure just one death away from the Shady Pines Bonanza.
Tee Hee…Enrico said “pearly”
So I guess Betty White gets Hitler’s paintings.
At least she lived long enough to see Betty White host SNL. Now coming up next: an hour long episode of “Mama’s Family.”
Bea Arthur did not die last summer. She died in April 2009.
3rd famous person – Dio, Dennis Hopper, Rue, .. so I guess you’re not counting gary coleman?