Check Out This Sexy Cougar
06.24.10
Q: Why would an anthropomorphized mountain lion be shaving in a bathroom? What does an anthropomorphized mountain lion shaving have to do with Orangina? Why is the mountain lion gay?
A: It’s a French commercial, yo.
The video must be seen to be believed:
You know who they should have used for this ad instead of computer animation? THIS GUY:
Now THAT’S gayness I can believe!
[BuzzFeed]
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Hoo boy that’s…..
Matt, speaking of commercials did you get the email I sent you. Open ASAP.
Wait. I thought you guys liked your cougars shaved?
This better not awaken anything in me.
Still looks better than Danielle Staub.
Fucking unicorn! Damn you Matt, now I have to sleep with the light on tonight.
Congratulations, France! You just upped the bar on how impossibly gay you can make something, anything. You turned it to 11, then found 12!
“Pourquoi est’il si mechant? Parce que!!!”