The seventh season of “Entourage” debuts later this month, and there’s a new trailer that’s even more laughably ridiculous than what I’ve come to expect. The so-called “drama” previewed in the clip below involves big-time Hollywood star Vincent Chase — wait for it — having to do his own stunt in an action movie! Oh no! Rally the entourage and rush to the set before he drives a car in a controlled environment under the guidance of experienced professionals!
I also got a good laugh from the shot that I pulled the banner image from. Yes, we are to believe that Adrian Grenier could be an action star. With these arms. And these chicken legs. Because frail hipsters who play the recorder are exactly the kind of people I expect to wield a tricked-out M4 with a shotgun as their second option. The only second option Adrian Grenier has in a dangerous situation is crapping his pants after he’s already wet them.
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Adrian Grenier in Cry Hard
Seven seasons. Seven. Retarded. Seasons.
@La Schmoove — And the sequel, Cry Hard with a Vagina.
Everyone knows real men wet their pants, and THEN crap them.
(It helps with the drying process. It’s a tactical decision.)
Ok, I’m going to be the devil’s advocate here. Yes, this is a high-falutin’ blog that loves to turn it’s nose up to the horrible shit that infiltrates the idiot box that we are all slaves to. But doesn’t each and every one of us love to turn our brains off for half an hour and peruse tumblrs filled with cats, and stupid stuff like that? My point is, the writing and acting of the show are deplorable, the glorification of the lifestyle is the reason bros ice each other, but there are redeeming qualities to the show, such as tits, cool cars, beaches, and the obligatory Piven rant. So isn’t it possible to just turn your brain off, ignore the douche, and concentrate on the good things?
Like I said, Devil’s advocate, nothing more.
Ballistic goggles = cum shield
Scared shitless = DSL’s
6 seconds. I got through 6 seconds of the video. Ugh.
Seven seasons. Seven. Retarded. Seasons.
My thoughts exactly.
I dozed off halfway through that trailer, so can someone please assure me that Drama survived his pedicure and “E” managed to get to the Thai take-out window before his noodles went cold? I MUST KNOW!
Mo, there’s nothing wrong with enjoying mindless entertainment, but the fact that Entourage is so predictable and repetitive, that overshadows it’s mindlessness. The same shit happens every episode, no one grows or develops as a character and with the exception of Piven, the dialogue sucks hot wet nuts.
Now back to the mockery!
-Live Twee or Cry Hard
-Last Action Emo
Grenier looks so scared because he just got iced, BRAH!!!
La Schmoove,
Yeah, I get WHY it sucks. But supposing you want to see eye candy, and you need to use your TV, there’s few shows that take the props (cars, location, women) as seriously as this show. I don’t watch the show, but douchebag roommates do, and I have to find something redeeming about it. That’s where I’m at right now.
It’s a fun show. Let it go, guys. There are better ways to spend time on the Internet than taking a show seriously that doesn’t take itself seriously.
See that’s the problem — it’s not a fun show.
I’m all for mindless entertainment, but it has to actually be, you know, entertaining.
Listening to these emo mimbos whine about how they can’t bang both supermodels before they wreck their Ferrari into Jessica Alba’s pool at the Skyy Vodka party is not entertaining. At all.
There are better ways to spend time on the Internet
I disagree completely. This is the BEST way to spend time on the Internet.
This summer… Adrian Grenier IS… The Perminator.
“So isn’t it possible to just turn your brain off, ignore the douche, and concentrate on the good things?”
“It’s a fun show. Let it go, guys.”
Isn’t this the same sort of arguments that chicks make to justify the existence of Sex and the City 2? Which to be honest that’s all Entourage is anyway is a male version of that show with even shittier writing?
Just take comfort in the fact somewhere in the world a Sex and City fan is copulating with an Entourage fan to create the most perfect form of Douche to have ever existed.
The Chronicles of Limpdick.
Oh Noes! I hope everything works out for those guys. It looks like they have some rough roads ahead this season.
/will watch anyway
Andddddd everyone who consistently trashes the show will still watch, regardless. HBO wins.
Entourage even makes smoking weed lame. (sweet ROOR in front of Vinny at the end, though).
sidenote – what’s up with the shots of them chillin’ by a car or standing on a cliff. Please tell me they jump off.
There was a short time when I thought this was a mildly entertaining, if harmless show. But the show got stale quickly. Watching the show now is sort of like watching a comedian who is way past his prime, or watching the Kitty Genovese murder.
I do not understand the whole thing. I mean what you all are saying. I love this show. It doesn’t have to be serious, its a tv show. Thats why we call it entertainment. And why must everyone always pick on Adrian, he is a multi talented good person. Bottom line! I just don’t get the hate.
Yuk it up about Entourage, but this is coming from a guy who once claimed that Tosh.0 is the best show on television. Oooooh look, all my jokes sound just like a comment on the internet! I wear cool cardigan sweaters with those v-neck t-shirts that are all the rage! Fucking die, you should change your name so as not to offend the memory of Peter Tosh.
I remember the half year when I liked this show.
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