Hahaha, ‘Jersey Shore’ Is Gay
06.23.10Three of “Jersey Shore’s” male stars — Vinny, Ronnie, and The Situation — posed shirtless for the cover of The Village Voice, apparently unaware that it was for the newspaper’s “queer issue.” Although let’s be honest: EVERY issue of The Village Voice is pretty queer. The New York Post says:
The guys of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” were more than pumped when the Village Voice asked them to pose in all their muscled glory for the cover, but it didn’t tell them it was for the annual “Queer Issue.” Camera-friendly Vinny Gaudagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino agreeably doffed their shirts and flexed their abs — but spies said the lady-killing trio will be shocked to see how the shot’s being used. “They didn’t know,” said a source.
MovieLine added this incisive commentary:
They’re clubgoers who care about the height of their hair. They’re precise about appearances and lose control when house music comes on. They’re devoted to fun, not women — and for that reason alone, these three dudes should own Jersey Shore’s gay undertones… Jersey Shore is just The Real World with better partying, meaning they certainly have a viewer demo that would appreciate some gay props.
Translation: the “Jersey Shore” guys act pretty gay. I mean, definitely not Nathan Lane gay, and not even Kevin Spacey gay. But Tom Cruise gay for sure.


Oiled up shirtless dudes with no body hair and fake tans? Nope, nothing gay about that.
/watches sexy tire commercial again
Village Voice is like Boy’s Life but with less ‘bating quality.
Kevin Spacey is more gay than Tom Cruise? Pshaw.
Are we talking about Planet Unicorn Tom Cruise gay or weirdo Scientologist Tom Cruise gay?
/heyyyyy!
Now that’s what I call a sticky Situation!
This week the Village Voice smells like vinegar and water.
Speaking of Tom Cruise, Alison Brie just posted on her twitter about Knight & Day and how she “loved (her) some TC action.” I knew she was too good to be true.
Ok, but are they gayer than soccer?
Jesus must be so proud of Vinnie right now.
when we watched the jersey shore, bohemea and i were AMAZED by these guys – they could walk into any gay bar basically in any country in the world and get ass within 5 minutes they’re so stereotypically a ‘type.’
damn.
i want some:)