Pictured: nest of herpes, comedy AIDS

The Hollywood Reporter hosted a reality TV roundtable, and among the participants were “Jersey Shore” producer SallyAnn Salsano and Dr. Drew Pinsky. After Kathy Griffin asked the table about drug testing, this delightful exchange happened:

Salsano: I do a full medical but I also do a lot of STD stuff.
Pinsky: The network requires me to do stuff with my patients that has no relevance to anything. Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex.
Salsano: We hand it out like M&Ms! “Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!” It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.

Salsano later added that the hot tub on set was “like chlamydia stew.”