YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
06.04.10Welcome to Friday, bitches! If this video of a drunk driver going all “Dukes of Hazzard” at a Dallas airport toll booth doesn’t make you fist-pump and want to high-five someone, please exit to the right.
The driver, 22-year-old Daisy Duke Yasmine Villasana, suffered only minor injuries (a broken wrist) and was arrested for driving while intoxicated. AT SIX IN THE MORNING. Nice!
Villasana told officers that she “had been rear-ended as she was approaching the Toll Plaza which caused her vehicle to strike the Toll Booth Protector Barricade, launch into the air, land on the roadway and catch on fire.” The reporting sergeant says Villasana tried to get back into her car after it caught fire.
Villasana said, why, no she wasn’t drunk at all, officer: She “stated she had one cranberry and vodka last night.” [Unfair Park]
My God, this whole story and the police report make me want to break out a bottle of gin and spend my morning destroying public property. Yasmine, I know you’ve got a lot going on right now, but… will you marry me?
Pictures of her flaming General Lee:
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And they worry about legal marijuana and driving. No stoner would ever do something like this no matter how high they were. It would had been the stoner who was pulled off to the side thinking she was a cop. If every alcohol drinking gave it up for pot, the world would be a much safer place for all of us. Oh, and video games would get a spot in the olympics.
This is still making me cry from the awesome.
Heisenberg
Ask, and you shall receive.
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=FSrO9ENjdRM&feature=player_embedded
well, almost.
@Patrick
God bless you, kind sir.
I’d heard they were working on some enhancements to the E-ZPass system but to be honest this is even better than I expected!
I can’t stop watching this video, just when I finally calmed down and was ready to move on from the original I see Patrick’s link above with the General Lee horn and now I’m back to square one. I think I’m going to have to figure out a way to loop and embed this on my desktop at all times.
Her baggie of blow bought with the previous evening’s stripper tips.
Well, it was an airport toll booth…
Martin:
Ask, and you shall receive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSrO9ENjdRM&feature=player_embedded
Here’s to you airborne-drunk-Mexican-stripper-on-blow-gal.
Impalas and Pepsi trucks make for good watching in Dallas…
http://jalopnik.com/5550345/video-car-hits-pepsi-truck-causes-catastrophic-wreck
“Wanna be a…balla, shotcalla, 20-foot vertical with the Impala…”
The number of times I wanted to do that while having to drive thru the DFW airport to get to Six Flags, Wet n Wild, or Rangers game is astounding. I was doing it all wrong then, I should have been fucking tanked.
The only thing stopping this video from being the greatest ever is that it doesn’t have audio of the General Lee’s horn being blown played over the car taking flight.
Only a broken wrist. She’s not Bruce Willis in Die Hard, she’s Bruce Willis in Unbreakable. Somewhere in Texas there’s a very easily injured black woman planning a master crime.
can someone with skillz make an animated gif?
So did she have to pay the toll?
I have watched this no less than 20 times. It’s a tiny clip that easily replays and is just as good each time. It’s the popcorn shrimp of viral clips.
Who’d have thought that 12 seconds of footage would eat up my entire day.
When John McClane does it, it’s cool.
*crap*
So when John McClane it’s cool, but when the nanny does it, everybody loses their shit?!
Even Toonces is giving this broad a standing ovation.
toll_booths_where_amazing_happens.mov
But I thought TV told me to revile drunk drivers. It turns out I don’t revile her at all, and by “don’t revile”, I mean “want to have sex with”. I don’t know what to believe!
Ufford, what the hell does this have to do with television?
*watches video for the 15th time*
Aw who the fuck cares?! That’s easily the best thing I’ll watch the rest of this week and probably all summer.
I rear-ended a parked school bus once. But it came out of nowhere.
Pylon, dammit.
*Awaits Friend Confirmation
Yasmine’s Facebook Status on May 16th:
MAN IM BORD OUT OF MIND!! HOPE SOMETHIN COMES UP REAL QUICK LIKE!!
Like a concrete pile-on maybe?
well, the link copied weird, but you get the idea.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=100001012969556
A drunk, unemployed, non-resident, with so many tattoos (at least 5) that they appear to have ran out of space on the police report, who insisted she’d been rear ended and attempted to re-enter her burning vehicle…..there’s no punch-line; that says it all.
The teardrop tattoos she’s going to get will go great with the stars on her chest/shoulder
I don’t always masturbate to alcoholics, hispanic women, or flaming cars; however, when the Venn diagram lines up and all three happen…
I’m no cop, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I can explain why she tried to get back in her flaming car:
Her baggie of blow bought with the previous evening’s stripper tips.
Doesn’t “Villasana” translate to “hot house”?