I love the sass and old-school curvaceousness that Christina Hendricks brings to the role of Joan on “Mad Men,” but I can’t recommend her dieting tips to other women. In the cover story of the most recent issue of Health Magazine, Hendricks talks about how she gained 15 pounds and didn’t try to lose it.
I guess my mom raised me right. She was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, ‘I feel fat.’ Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, Oh, I look like a woman. And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it. [via DoubleX]
In all fairness, most female models are probably about 15 pounds underweight, so those 15 pounds probably DID make Hendricks look better. But most women aren’t models, so I don’t want you ladies to go out and gain 15 pounds just because Christina Hendricks said it was cool. You look perfect the way you are now.
Well, almost perfect. I mean, a couple more squats at the gym never hurt anyone. And you’re not really going to eat that dessert by yourself, are you? Oh. No no, go ahead. It’s just funny that you found the tiny quote about gaining 15 pounds when the cover of the magazine tells you how to lose six pounds. Oh yeah?!? Is that right? Well maybe we SHOULD take a break!
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/05/sally-150x150.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/05/don-draper-150x150.jpg)
I just celebrated her body all over my keyboard
I just lost 6 pounds all over my keyboard
the things i would stick in that cleavage
… a carrot, whipped cream, respect, an M. Night plot twist
Her retard husband is going to be on an episode of The Closer this summer. His wife must be so proud.
I know a way she can add about 6 pounds to her real quick.
Wow. The Superficial ran almost the same post yesterday.
[www.thesuperficial.com]
That wrap dress she’s wearing on the cover is so West Palm Beach retiree! Gah!
[Yes, I'm clearly the only female here.]
If she lifted up her shirt and crouched down, she’d be a roll model.
>>>But most women aren’t models, so I don’t want you ladies to go out and gain 15 pounds<<<<
This is true of only overweight women. Most skinny women in American are FAR too skinny or small. (If you exclude most the people who are sitting in McDonalds right now) Ladies…. Gain some weight, dudes don't like those Dutch Mountains (in other words FLAT) you're sporting on your chest.
Besides it will save you a LOT of money so you don't need plastic surgery.
Reminds me of the time I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror and thought and was like oh I look like Christina Hendricks.Then I woke up with a raging hard on.
Not a role model? Fine, I’ll settle for nude model.
/someone had to say it.
I don’t know who this author is but he or she is mentally unstable for trying to pigeon hole women into an acceptable weight range based on models.
And the rest of you mouth breathing knuckle-draggers who can’t muster much better than a 6 pd cum joke are pathetic.
Who writes this crap? A super hot actress comes out and says she prefers to not be some skinny, rib showing freak like TV and magazines try to tell women to be and you berate her for it? Get that finger out of your throat and eat something.
Well, Paul, if you look at the bottom of the post, it says that someone named “Matt” wrote it. Also: it’s a joke, you dipshit.
What website is this, anyway? What show is that actress from? And what fucking magazine did that bitch say all of those quotes in? For a blog post, this sure sounds sarcastic!
/Paul’d
IrishCream, are you channeling Admiral Stockdale? “Who am I? What am I doing here?”
And to Paul, could you be more dense? The average American woman is 5’4″ and 164 lbs. ONE HUNDRED SIXTY-FOUR POUNDS at FIVE-FOOT THREE (it’s more dramatic when I type in all caps, see?). Despite the barrage of anorexic, heroin-chic models and barbie-doll pornstars on TV and the interwebs, American women by and large seem to be doing JUST FINE when it comes to hiding their ribs.
Like Uff says, sure, many models could do with adding 15 lbs. But the fatty oozing over the armrest next to me on my flight does NOT need another 10 Big Macs in her muffin top.
FIVE FOOT FOUR
Dammit, I hate when I screw up in all caps.
Chardie dosent smoke, but he never turns down a fatty.
I’d totally sexual-innuendo her genital-euphemism.
Well all you idiots that praised her curves because her fat gave her huge boobs, here’s your reard. She will keep getting fatter without remorse, until even the dumbest of ou has to step back and cry “Daaaaaaaamn!!”
Here’s your reward*. Indignation at chubby-charsing fat nerds living in their mother’s basement gives me typos
She’s fat.
Hey “dudeoffthestreet”, if you are in fact a dude, and still wrote that comment, you need to immediately by a ticket to Bangkok, and get yourself a penile implant, since you are clearly dickless. I’d understand it a bit more if this was a site/story frequently read by chicks, and you consequently posted your homo pussy laden comment in some sort of delusional effort to get laid via a website’s comments section, but since it’s not, I’m forced to conclude your simply an assclown.
And if “dudeoffthestreet” is actually a chick, like the girlfriend of some ginormous pussy who allows his whorebag girlfriend unfettered access to his computer, then I have a piece of advice for you. Since you are almost definitely a fat fuck, based on your comment, you should step away from the computer, go buy a pair of running shoes, and run until you begin to move towards the lower boundary of the “morbidly obese” range. Over the course of my life, I’ve noticed one amusing fact about chicks and weight: the ones who most vehemently defend fat chicks, who are most prone to writing tirades about society’s (and men in particular) unreasonable views on and standards for women’s weights and body images, have almost exclusively turned out to be fat bitches who need to drop a MINIMUM of 25 lbs. So instead of arguing how men should find big, fat fuck women attractive, just take the easier road, since that will never work, and just go lose some f’ing weight.
But I believe “dudeoffthestreet” may in fact be a guy, who believes by spouting the standard fat chick opinion in response to comments about chciks weight, you’ll get a hot chick to bang you. And if that is the case, let me save you a lot of wasted effort and say just save your money so you can continue to go to the Oriental spa in your town and pay for a “rub and tug”, since that’s the only way you’re gonna get a piece of ass.
These comments are more infotainment than the article
But the 6-pound cum comments are the only honest ones
btw, hottest girl on Earth
She is stunning!
boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner
She is the most attractive women I’ve seen.
Ed, you attack ‘dudeonthestreet’ presumably to speak in the interest of women that are offended by that kind of talk, but you proceed to give examples that single out Asian stereotypes?
So I guess when you said Oriental ‘rub and tug’, you were assuming a male would perform it? Either that or you’re like one of those Americans, Canadians, Europeans, etc who are so retarded that they forget that Asians are born and raised in many countries worldwide.
It’s a shame that your point is lost among the Asian stereotypes you laced your comment with. Remember, every race has a male AND female too, so when you try to defend women by making stereotypes about an etchnicity, you’re insulting BOTH genders of those people…
…racist idiot.
Ed, you attack ‘dudeonthestreet’ presumably to speak in the interest of women that are offended by that kind of talk, but you proceed to give examples that single out Asian stereotypes?
So I guess when you said Oriental ‘rub and tug’, you were assuming a male would perform it? Either that or you’re like one of those Americans, Canadians, Europeans, etc who are so retarded that they forget that Asians are born and raised in many countries worldwide.
It’s a shame that your point is lost among the Asian stereotypes you laced your comment with. Remember, every race has a male AND female too, so when you try to defend women by making stereotypes about an etchnicity, you’re insulting BOTH genders of those people…
…racist idiot.
Ed, you attack ‘dudeonthestreet’ presumably to speak in the interest of women that are offended by that kind of talk, but you proceed to give examples that single out Asian stereotypes?
So I guess when you said Oriental ‘rub and tug’, you were assuming a male would perform it? Either that or you’re like one of those Americans, Canadians, Europeans, etc who are so retarded that they forget that Asians are born and raised in many countries worldwide.
It’s a shame that your point is lost among the Asian stereotypes you laced your comment with. Remember, every race has a male AND female too, so when you try to defend women by making stereotypes about an etchnicity, you’re insulting BOTH genders of those people…
…racist idiot.
How terribly unsettled in your viewpoint can you be? The author first denounces Hendricks for her audacity and stating a happiness with her own body, then immediately invites the readership to condemn themselves.
Congratulations on hoisting your own self-loathing high enough for us all to see.
giggity