Jenni Farley (AKA JWoww from “Jersey Shore” AKA “the one with the big fake cans”) debuted her new fashion line in Las Vegas this weekend, and it is precisely everything you would expect from someone who dresses like this. The line of dresses, swimsuits, and various slut-wear is even called Filthy Couture. Oh, JWoww, never change.

There’s a whole gallery over at Jezebel for you to peruse. I was going to put together a gallery myself, but that actually takes a fair amount of effort, and most of those models don’t have gigantic fake tits, so what’s the point of showing them in JWoww’s clothes? Instead, here’s a picture of the resort that I’m going to for the next week:

Don’t be surprised if I never come back.