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A recap of Chad Ochocinco’s ‘The Ultimate Catch,’ Episode 3. Katie the Hot Dumb Redhead would have won it all if she hadn’t done that “born-again virgin” BS. [With Leather]

In case you missed everything at Comic-Con. Here’s every television-related story published by The Hollywood Reporter’s Live Feed over the course of the convention. [THR]

That’s great, but I’m still confused. The Inception infographic. Much like the movie, it involved me staring and thinking really hard. [FilmDrunk]

Is your car insured against bears? You’ll want to make sure after you see the photos and video of a car that was stolen and destroyed by a bear in Colorado. This is a real story, I promise. [Gamma Squad]

Surprise! Snooki has read two books her entire life. The lede from this astoundingly bitchy article about “Jersey Shore’s” breakout star: “FLAKE, cow, loser, slut, idiot, airhead, trash, penguin, creep, moron, midget, freak, Oompa-Loompa, nobody.” I guess the Old Gray Lady is too good to print “c*mdumpster.” [New York Times]

Liam Neeson and Susan Sarandon join premium cable shows. Neeson will be in Showtime’s “The C Word” with Laura Linney; Sarandon will be on HBO’s “The Miraculous Year.” [Pajiba]

‘Mad Men’ Power Rankings, Episode 401. Mark Lisanti’s excellent column returns, having moved from MovieLine to his Tumblr account. [Mark Lisanti]