Jersey Shore (MTV) — Season 2 premiere. There’s been a lot of words written about the cultural impact of “Jersey Shore,” and almost every article makes some sort of quip about how a lot of people enjoy this show ironically. Well, not me. I genuinely enjoy this show. In a television landscape where I find reality programming increasingly fake and unwatchable, these characters come crashing through the staged scenes like glorious train wrecks. GTL or GTFO.
Project Runway (Lifetime) — Season premiere. The episodes have been expanded to 90 minutes, which is supposedly an improvement, because it allows more time for the judges to hate what the contestants have created.
Aftermath (A&E) — This is a one-hour special in which William Shatner interviews the DC sniper, Lee Boyd Malvo, who confesses to more crimes than he was convicted or accused of. TO WILLIAM SHATNER. It’s pretty cool; read more here.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS) — Mary-Louise Parker is a guest. Elsewhere in late-night, Paul Rudd is on Letterman, and Liev Schreiber will be on “The Daily Show.” I don’t think Jennifer Aniston on Leno will generate the same excitement.
Big Brother (CBS) — A new Head of Household gets crowned. That sounds fascinating.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — No one got eliminated last week, so TWO people get eliminated this week. That’s assuming more dancers don’t get injured.
Ace of Cakes (Food) — Germany’s Neschwanstein (the inspiration for the Disney castle) is recreated, and some of the Aces deliver a cake to a bat cave. Maybe it’s Bruce Wayne’s birthday.
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LOL you’re so dumb jackin’, wow nice masturbation metaphor you do realize your name is “jackin’4 beats” right?
Listen, reread your first post, you didn’t even mention the show. Unless when you said “People who don’t like the Jersey Shore” you meant the show Jersey Shore, in which case you’re too dumb to realize that you don’t need to say “the” in front of TV shows. It seems your a little jumpy and quick to claim how confident you are about yourself. It’s ok Gertie I’ll go away and watch the Mad Men.
My point is if you don’t like the show maybe the problem is not with MTV or the people on the show but with the people who actually go to the shore and make fools of themselves on a regular basis. Maybe you should look in the mirror and make a decision to tell one person a day to put down the roids and lay off the tanning lotion. Only then can you tell someone else about their failure and possibly feel better about yourself. That or jump in front of a light rail train, either choice works for me.
I have no issues about who I am, maybe you need to get the stick out of your ass before Fwapping yourself to sleep at night.
I don’t like the Jersey Shore and I have been there. What the fuck is your point?
You WILL be damned if those characters are true to the shore? Even though you then say that they are? So you will be damned? You’re doing it wrong. When you push submit there is a record of your language failure. Think about that before you go to sleep at night, maybe you should run away and join the zoo.
People that don’t like the Jersey Shore have never ACTUALLY been to the Jersey Shore. I’ll be damned if these characters are just a microcosm of most of the people who are down the shore every weekend. I was there last weekend and the only thing I can think of is:
1. People are pissed that the show personifies the people of the shore so perfectly.
2. People are pissed that MTV is capitalizing off of their stereotypes.
3. They (guidos) didn’t think of this idea first and they are pissed.
Isn’t ironically liking Jersey Shore the same as liking it? I honestly can’t even tell the difference anymore.
Ahoy there, blogmaster. You be the lynchpin that we lost searchers yearn to please on these high seas. All thy creativeness is mechanical, but not wedges or pulleys be you, rather a lightswitch that I carelessly turn on or off as it appeases mine eyes. I don’t care enough to discover how you operate, I could elucidate yer template if I took a mind to’t, but I thank yee for speaking yer piece just the same. Let’s go off, and bear us like the time.
I enjoy masturbating ironically.
Snooki just said she felt like a pilgrim from the 20′s. I love this show.
Ferguson and Shatner should switch guests. Or networks.
I will gladly GTFO.
I don’t think Jennifer Aniston on Leno will generate the same excitement.
It’s the perfect storm of inexplicable popularity.
Over/Under on the number of people that Ronnie knocks out tonight is 1.5.
/Denny Green is going to be on Big Brother tonight???
GTL OR GTFO is going to be my next tattoo.