If there are two things I like more than anything else, it’s whiskey and Christina Hendricks’s otherworldly breasts (cats in clothes are a close third). Hendricks is a scotch drinker herself, as evidenced by both her opinion in Esquire — “It’s the most impressive drink order. It’s classic. It’s sexy” — and photos from her holiday party last winter.

Of course, a whiskey tasting with Christina Hendricks seems too perfect and beautiful to happen in this ugly world, but that’s precisely what happened in Los Angeles:

When the out-of-another-era glamorous and gorgeous Christina Hendricks hosted a private dinner and Johnnie Walker pairing at the penthouse of the Chateau Marmont, it seemed a match made in Don Draper heaven.

The evening unfolded with close friends of Hendricks on the terrace—including her husband, actor Geoffrey Arend, and whiskey master Stephen Wilson—sipping Johnnie and Gingers (Johnnie Walker Red Label and ginger ale) and Blood and Sands (Johnnie Walker Red Label, orange juice, sweet vermouth and cherry syrup) and nibbling from plates of bacon-wrapped dates and teeny beef Wellingtons.

The whole article over at LA Times Magazine (shared by awesome reader Jonathan) is basically abbreviated booze porn with pictures of Hendricks, also known as AWESOME. God, I would love to argue with Christina about whiskey (or whisky, if we’re talking scotch). I’m not a big fan of blended scotches, but I do enjoy a good Blood and Sand.

Crap, what time is it? Morning? Well, it’s five o’clock somewhere. *shakes rye Manhattan*