This is perhaps a little too gossipy for my Warming Glow’s usual coverage, but given how much time I spend talking about “Mad Men” and “Saturday Night Live,” it seems worthwhile to note that January Jones and Jason Sudeikis stepped out as a couple on the red carpet of last night’s ESPY Awards (I guess she’s not humping Bobby Flay after all — OR IS SHE?).

“January and Jason were making out the entire time in front of friends,” a partygoer exclusively tells JustJared.com. “They seemed really happy and comfortable with each other.”

…as opposed to all those couples who look unhappy and uncomfortable while they make out. What a scoop.

Ordinarily, my first inclination would be jealousy and dismay that a hot actress is dating someone besides me, but honestly, I wouldn’t want to be the SNL cast member who dated January Jones. “So honey, do you really think I did a good job hosting the show?” “Uhhhh…. you looked beautiful!”

Nevertheless, any time a man lands a woman who looks like this, I think you’re inclined to do this dance: