The ‘Boner-Killing Tit-kerchief’
08.27.10If you’ve watched a decent amount of television this summer, you’ve likely seen the annoying and ponderously long ads for Cami Secret — the bra attachment that allows women to hide their cleavage when they don’t want to be troubled with a camisole.
This parody of the Cami Secret ad is perfect. And I’m not just saying that as a sexist meathead who likes cleavage. This is just a bunch of jokes that takes the commercial’s hanging curves and hits them out of the park. You could lock the cast of “Saturday Night Live” in a room with 20 typewriters for a week and still not get a series of jokes this funny. You’d just get a bunch of sh*t on the walls, and maybe a script for a “What’s Up With That?” movie starring Kenan Thompson. Which is to say: a LOT of sh*t on the walls.
[whatevs]

What’s wrong with “What’s up with that”? Nothing, for about 30 seconds. Everything, the sixth time the skit airs with the same sh$%. Which explains almost everything about SNL the past few seasons.
Holy crap, that is one righteous rant on SNL–and absolutely true.
The parody is hilarious, too. Thanks for posting.
Ha. A woman with her own office, that is precious.
Ahhhh what’s wrong with “What’s up with that”? It’s probably one of the only original ideas on SNL these days.
This is an Internet Treasure. Humorous and true. Fuck that boob apron.
Oh come on, Uff, everyone knows that the Keenan Thompson movie inspired by this product would be called, “FIX IT!” in all caps.
Cami Secret ad > Sears Catalog in wankability
Christina Hendricks wears a boob smock.
The Islamification of America.
What next? A shirt that goes past your feet?
I’ve been watching a lot of Glenn Beck.
How am I supposed to use that tit-kerchief when I never even wear a bra?
The “Nice white wine, Dick” moment alone is funnier then the entire series of “Two and a Half Men.”
seriously though, wtf is wrong with SNL?
Do we blame the talent or the writers? I think it is easier to write for Akroyd/Sandler/Belushi/Morris/MacDonald than any of the idiots on right now.