The Something Awful forums are always an excellent way to waste time, and I found the Choose Your Own Adventure Books That Never Quite Made It series of Photoshops to be a delight, since Choose Your Own Adventure books were how kids wasted time before the Internet existed. Above are the two TV-related covers that I saw, although my personal favorite is probably Buttf*cked By Gayzilla. What can I say, I appreciate subtle humor.

On a completely-unrelated-to-anything note, I’ve been dragging ass all day, so I decided to cheer myself up by making this Photoshop (click for larger):

I think his name should be Falcor.