“Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks is on the cover of British GQ this week, and you know what that means: artsy pictures of her bountiful cleavage. However, since this is a classy blog, I’ll excerpt part of her interview to make it seem like the words in the article matter:

What is it that makes Joan [her character on 'Mad Men'] special?
Joan’s a dream to play – she’s not always prancing around the office. There’s that side to it, which is really fun, but there’s nitty-gritty. She’s what makes the workplace so fun – in a workplace that can be so dark and so much tension, Joan gives some levity. And the wonderful thing is she still has these darker moments among the fabulous highs.

The first time I read that last sentence, I thoughT she said “fabulous thighs.” I suppose that means I should just get to the pictures already.

So: full pictorial below. She looks a film noir femme fatale crossed with Jessica Rabbit crossed with spilled milk. Wow, that metaphor is spot-on.

(For the super-high-resolution images, go to bohemea and click through the images.)