Die. Literally.
08.02.10Presented with minimal commentary: the worst thing you will see all day. This is a supercut of leathery Bravo reality moron Rachel Zoe abusing the word “literally.” A few examples:
“I literally want to cut myself in half.”
“I literally died.”
“We literally are going to need to pull dresses out of our asses.”
I’d share more, but I only made it through 34 seconds before I stopped the video and let out an angry yell. Literally. As in, I actually performed those actions. Here’s another example of me using the word correctly: I want to literally crush Rachel Zoe’s skull with a sledgehammer and watch her literally die in a gutter. Unfortunately, I can’t do that. Well, I can, but I won’t. I’m too pretty for prison. Guys like me get used as currency.
[Jezebel via NY Mag. Previously on WG: Rachel Zoe writes like a retarded teenage girl]
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@BoDawg: What? No, that’s inconceivable!
“I literally crapped my pants.”
“You did? What did you do with the shitty pants?”
“What? No, dude, I didn’t actually shit my pants but when I saw it I literally crapped my pants.”
Ladies and Gentlemen – we have Zoolander, incarnate.
I would litter a lea with her corpse. Literally.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
At 45 seconds, she says “It literally never gets old.” Which encapsulates her misuse AND use of the word.
Did you notice that during the interview parts where she is speaking to the camera, she tries to fancy herself up and pronounce it “lit-rull-ee”, but the other 100 times, says it like a normal person. “Lit-er-uh-lee”.
I just shit out of my dick. Figuratively and literally.
I only got through 33 seconds.
I would literally hatefuck her in the ear. Figuratively!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ly1UTgiBXM
I figuratively hate fuck something like this whenever I get the chance.
Nope, never mind, that’s a literally.
Her misuse of “literally” is even more annoying than the number of times she said “like”, and the “literally like” combination was fucking painful, but not literally painful.
@Grimey: If you don’t back off that word you’ll be looking for a new job. Comprende vu?
Grimey, I’m glad we had this chance to delineate her little problem.
I ascertain that she uses that word way too much.
I would laterally kick this ho into traffic. Literally.
Congratulations, literally, on replacing hella as the word most likely to incite me into a homicidal rage.
I’m too pretty for prison. Guys like me get used as currency.
Literally.