Michael Bay Approves
08.24.10Yesterday morning in Ohio, a police cruiser’s dash cam caught this fantastic single-car crash on Interstate 675. Gearheads will note that it’s a Pontiac Firebird that blows by the cop car in excess of 100 miles per hour before going into the grass, launching into the air, smashing against the concrete overpass support, and exploding into a hail of broken metal and noise. In other words, AHHH HOLY SH*T F*CKING METAL!!!! Since there’s no sound in the video, I find it helps to watch it while listening to Iron Maiden’s “Aces High.”
The driver, Brennan Eden (inset), was thrown from the car and, surprisingly, survived. Not surprisingly, he’s a teenager. Not surprisingly, he has facial hair. Not surprisingly, he was arrested earlier that morning with drugs in his car. Back to surprisingly: those drugs were not meth.
The force of the crash broke the car apart and ejected Eden onto the highway during the morning rush hour. He remains at Miami Valley Hospital after suffering serious injuries. [Dayton Daily News]
There are few things I dislike more than young men endangering other people by driving like jackasses, but I have to give ol’ Brennan credit: he did this with panache. This is precisely how I want to die: in a high-speed explosion that inconveniences thousands of highway travelers and entertains hundreds of thousands more as a viral sensation. Of course, he ruined it by surviving. Maybe we can all chip in and send him an e-card.
Below: news cast with more information on the wreck.

Eject Goose! Eject!
here’s a little remix that i did to a movie crash, enjoy ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnO50qoyYaA
Disagree. That was a suicide attempt. But dipshit picked a car with a 65/35 weight distribution – a GM product at that, didn’t hit the guardrail square, and didn’t have the good sense to hit the pavement headfirst. Even the fuckin French judge gave him a 2. Maybe his vegetative state will be temporary so he can get it right the second time.
Being from Ohio, it’s easy to determine that the perp is Amish, this was his first time driving a car (but not with drugs), and is really from Pennsylvania.
why couldn’t The Situation been in the car instead
LOL at Google advert for extended car warranty
I LOVE how the brake lights come on after he launches into the air…
@John L: She meant speed the narcotic.
But where was the big firey explosion? Totally doin’ it wrong…
At first I thought for sure the Hoff had stolen the KITT car from the Roast and had been on some epic multi-week bender.
Buford T. Justice: Breaker, breaker for the Bandit.
Bandit: Come on back, breaker.
Buford T. Justice: You got trouble comin.’ Big trouble.
Bandit: Well, what’s your handle son, and what’s your 20?
Buford T. Justice: My handle is Smokey Bear and I’m tail grabbin’ your ass right now!
Anthony Hopkins wanted this douche’s body?
Oh, and fuck streubie for making the first Freejack reference.
D-bag reporting – As she’s narrating over the obviously violent crash of a speeding idiot, she says, “Troopers are investigating what role, if any, speed played in the crash.” IF ANY???
That’s what you get for naming your kid Brennan
The music mash up is intense. I give it one boner!
Agreed HEEZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u9qq4yyb2E
@ Deezy, Your wish is the intertubes command…
OK Internet…please dub the Dukes of Hazzard horn over this video just like you did with the girl launching herself over the toll booth and I’ll be all set for the rest of the day.
NOW who’s laughing at Ohio???
/notices all of you are raising your hands
This is why you should never wear seatbelts, kids. If he was still attached to the car it would only be as paint.
I went to a tiny school in Tennessee and I guess I wouldn’t mind having sex with her either. Everyone else?
who gives a shit about the video of the crash? that megan orourke chick is hot. i went to UD and i wanna bang this chick
I beg to differ Mark Riley. I want to see that 100 times.
RIP KITT.
I bet this kid owns the Fast & Furious box set.
FREEJACKED!
I love the balls to try to pass a cop car on the left, when the cop is in the high speed lane.
Of course, those balls were probably scooped up off the asphalt after that crash.
he didn’t die? bummer. all teens are a waste.
The Dukes of Hazard are a couple of pussies compared to this guy.
/the Aces High dub was outstanding
//puts on Iron Maiden “Killers” t-shirt
The bastard child of Abe Lincoln and Jamie Kennedy really has let himself go.