Awwwwww. Pretty hard to have a bad day when you look at this puppy. [Not A Complex Person]

20,000 Calories of Real American News. Good: a news update from Burnsy. Better: collies dressed as fast food. [Uproxx]

Why aren’t there more minority third-base coaches in the major leagues? Duh, racism. [With Leather]

When Star Wars Met Big Lebowski. This animated GIF is a gateway to a fantastic collection of crossover quotes. “Say what you will about the tenets of Imperial Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” [FilmDrunk]

Spoof updates: Following The Social Network’s preposterously serious trailer, here are the fake trailers for movies about Twitter and eBay. [Gamma Squad]

The News Merchant. Pretty cool article about Larry Garrison, the broker who unites TV networks and tabloid stories. [The Atlantic]

Sorry, you can’t have sex with this interview. Alison Brie talks to Alan Sepinwall about the usual subjects: “Community” and “Mad Men.” [Hitfix]

Cat fashion show? Cat fashion show. Everything you could want it to be, trust me, it is. Although the Edward Cullen cat looks a little more like Rick Astley to me. [Gothamist]

Below: bonus pictures of pets on wheels. Happy Friday!

They see me rollin’, they hatin’…

Try to catch me ridin’ furry.

(Last pic via Urlesque)