Stephen Colbert vs. Laura Ingraham
08.04.10Fox News harpy Laura Ingraham was a guest on “The Colbert Report” last night, and Stephen Colbert did that thing where he pretends to be on a conservative guest’s side while absolutely picking them apart. Ingraham, of course, has written The Obama Diaries, a fictitious collection of Barack Obama’s journal entries; Colbert pretended they were factual.
“I’ve read a fair amount of this book, and I know he’s not supposed to be a dumb guy,” Colbert said, “but this writing is terrible!” [...]
“It has the most banal turns of phrase,” he continued. “Listen to what he says about his wife! Obama writes about Michelle’s daily food intake. He says ‘Michelle’s lunch was baby back ribs. Afternoon snack, more ribs. Bedtime snack, the last three ribs!’ I thought it was supposed to be a post-racial America! Obama is making the most hideous, hackneyed racial stereotypes in here!” [Fancast]
To her credit, Ingraham acquits herself about as well as anyone can while matched up against Colbert. She even opened the interview with some playful banter about how she and Colbert went to Dartmouth, where they were no doubt instilled with the conservative values that guide their ideologies. It’s just a simple little school in New Hampshire — unlike Obama’s fancypants education from Columbia in New York City. That’s where the fags live, you know.
Anyway, the video is below. Feel free to start/join the political flame war in the comments.


I wonder what Ingraham thought she was accomplishing by appearing on Colbert. They can’t have more than about three fans in common. Maybe Colbert offered her some fresh oats and a shiny red apple.
Colbert is a douche. Failed comedian like maher and Stewart who found a niche unmaking fun of the right wing. Old schtick, move on.
Bring Back Jon Bois!
Louie is funny!
Have you seen that testees show? it was bad.
Eat a dick!
WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats all I got.
I see what you did there, Tracer. You implied she was a horse.
Emily > Zooey
Yes, Jon. A failed comedian with an Emmy nomination and millions of intelligent, faithful fans. You only wish you could fail so well.
I’m sure I’ll be in the minority here, but I think Laura Ingraham looks pretty good considering she is 46 years old and had breast cancer.
I’d hit it.
But thats because I have a breast cancer fetish.
I love Colbert, it has eclipsed TDS for me in entertainment value, Fox News can eat a dick
Sir, I have done nothing of the kind and, frankly, I resent the implication. I was merely alluding to the well-known fact that Ms. Ingraham feels that a diet high in whole grains and fresh fruits are crucial to maintaining good health. And give her a lustrous coat.
I’d hit it. With a frying pan.
KABONG!
Sure, this interview is all fine and good but it pisses me off that not once did they reference The Shield!!!
I’m sure I’ll be in the minority here, but I think Laura Ingraham looks pretty good considering she
is 46 years old and had breast cancerwillingly fucked Make-a-Wish poster boy Dinesh D’Souza and human sleazeball Robert Torricelli.Fixed!
How many times does that cunt have to tell us she went to Dartmouth?
She looks even more like a transvestite than Ann Coulter. Although, that’s a little harsh. Maybe they are equivalently tranny-like.
Like any talking head, conservative or liberal, I want to grudge fuck’em into a new hairstyle.
Colbert and Stewart are so smarmy in disseminating their skewed, false world views that I can’t take their news programs seriously. They’re not funny either.
I assume Ufford made that Columbia comment to disguise how much he misses me.
Wait, Dartmouth is a real school? I always thought it was like the NYPD’s 27 precinct.
Have I just not noticed Vince’s shameless self promotion before or has he recently changed his last name?
I find right wing women to be hot.
I would hold up a picture of Eric Castrada and make them yell racist shit at it during sex.
“I would hold up a picture of Eric Castrada and make them yell racist shit at it during sex.”
I’m more of a Larry Wilcox man, myself.
Jon is right!
Colbert is a FAILED comedian. I mean honestly. What comedian hasn’t won an Emmy and a Peabody. Or written a New York Times bestseller. Or added a word to the lexicon. Or had a Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor named after him (Phish phail!). Or unsuccessfully ran for president. And seriously only failed comedians host the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, like Ray Romano, Conan O’Brien, Al Franken, Drew Carey, Jay Leno, Lewis Black, all miserable failures! As everyone knows, they only give TV shows to failures. It’s REAL comedians who never get shows. That’s why we all know Patton Oswalt never made it, because he was on King of Queens, a super successful show, which makes him a FAILURE! Same goes for Jerry Seinfeld, or should I say Jerry SeinFAIL! Career fail Stephen Colbert!!! Go Jon!!!!!
I assume people who think Colbert and Stewart aren’t funny like Jeff Dunham.
Colbert is a douche. Failed comedian like maher and Stewart who found a niche unmaking fun of the right wing. Old schtick, move on.
Oh yeah, like criticizing successful people anonymously on the internet is such an original idea.
@willy: did you really include Jay Leno and Conan together as an example of anything but “once hosted the Tonight show”? And Ray Romano? Otherwise, well said.
I would hold up a picture of Eric Castrada and make them yell racist shit at it during sex.
Eric Castrada has to be the worst porn name ever.
Eric Castrada played Conch on CHiPs
/raises hand/
I’m a fan of both.
Damn!!
I knew something wasnt right, when I typed that name out.
I want to root for her. I really do. She’s kind of a cunt, though.
QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!!! HERE’S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY!
She actually laughs at her own ribs joke.
When I grow up I want to have a voice as deep as hers.
Neither Colbert or Stewart are funny. What’s scary is there are people who take them seriously.
@DancingBaptist,
It’s almost as horrifying as people who don’t know the difference between “either/or” and “neither/nor.”
This is not the video I saw. Colbert eviscerated her before she knew what hit her. Most of the people I know, can easily discern as to when to take Stewart and Colbert seriously and when not to. Like ‘em or not. they’re two of the smartest people currently on the tube.
I’d fuck the hate right out of her.
Ha ha catpuncher, you said “disseminating”.
Also, you’re a douche.
heh. catpuncher said that he doesn’t take a fake news show seriously. Good one. I don’t take ‘Archer’ seriously, either. I mean, come on, the guy looks like a frigging cartoon!
@Willy DuWitt:
nice posting, Willy.
However, the problem with it is that people like Jon are unable to get the satire in it. He’ll think you’re serious.
@Willy
Good list, but frankens a failed comedian soon to be failed politician. The rest of the list looks right. Of Mather Colbert and Stewart only one of them seems to transcend political boundaries and that’s Colbert. Stewart did before, but has since gone so far left his heads up Stalin’s dead ass. And maher….lol.
@Willy: To be fair, we’ve ALL unsuccessfully ran for president. You can fill in a name on the ballot, making anyone a candidate. I’m the reason Pedro Cerano received a vote 2 years ago
IrishCream says:
@Willy: To be fair, we’ve ALL unsuccessfully ran for president. You can fill in a name on the ballot, making anyone a candidate. I’m the reason Pedro Cerano received a vote 2 years ago
++++++++++++++++++++++
Make that two votes.
If there were Sock Puppet phony left right Parradine wrestling matches,I think laura and ann coulter would be a great tag team,perhaps the could challange Rachel Madcow and Katie Colonic.
barrick obama hates gay marriage.
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I’ve read through the comments… I fail to see anything in that video that makes her look dumb… I guess people see what they want to see. Having said that… she does look like a tranny. Colbert is not funny, his audience is not that intelligent, most of them like family guy and adult swim too. Whatev, I’m over it.
I’m convinced that Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter are the same guy.
I’m also convinced that right wingers are genetically incapable of appreciating humor or comprehending irony. Anyone remember “The Half Hour News Hour”?
Or Hee Haw?
Seems like they only laugh at poo, fart and n****r jokes. And if you dare to poke fun at one of their cherished idols, be prepared for the 2nd grade name calling to commence. They’re pretty good at finding other words that your name rhymes with!
Seriously. Find any thread about Sarah Palin and try pointing out something stupid she actually said and watch the wingnuts go apoplectic. It’s fun!
@Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: Rachel Madcow and Katie Colonic?
You, sir, are a comedy genius!
I’d fuck her like a lonely Arizona housewife, mother of two.
…yes I’m Mexican.
If Colbert and Stewart changed nothing about themselves or their show, except they made fun of Obama and Democrats, they would win no awards nor be considered genius. This same politically-driven cheerleading is the reason we are afflicted with fucking Seth Mcfarlane’s horseshit shows.
Satire or not colbert is funny.Ingram was exposed for the slow witted bland personality she is,and im not a sock puppet liberal or sock puppet conversative.
Is Rachel Madow really Jo from the facts of life.
Where is this notion that Colbert and Stewart are these far left guys who made their careers “hating on the right”? Obviously not from anyone who watches either show, because if you did, you will see that Stewart and Colbert criticize Obama and Democrats regularly. They are critical of the system as a whole, not one part of it (is it really their faults that the right generally provides them with the best material?) Stop pretending to be victims. Stewart and Colbert are liberals, yes, but to say that all they do is bash the right without providing any political insight is just completely asinine. I haven’t missed an episode in over 3 years, so unless you are a regular viewer of the show as I and many others are, you have absolutely no basis for your criticisms.
Ingraham knew what she was getting into. You go on a show like that for book sales. No such thing as bad PR, right?
Anyway, I think Ingraham is nuts, and Colbert’s approach to the material was pretty funny. But she doesn’t look dumb. Colbert really doesn’t let her say much of anything, and he keeps interrupting to read another piece of her terrible satire. She’s got too much makeup on, though.
@Scott: that was hot.
Calling a banshee Native American is racist against the Irish.
Wow. Colbert is not very good at dialog. It’s all about him for sure.
A woman who thinks she is much more attractive than she really is and a man who thinks he is much funnier than he really is.
You socialists only make yourselves look bad when you proove your hypocrisy every three sentences. When it comes to looks, Ann Coulter and Laura Ingrahm aren’t Miss America, but they’re a hell of a lot better looking than their liberal counterparts. And since when is it ok to judge people on their looks? I thought you liberals were ABOVE that? I’m ashamed that people actually believe what they’re told by Colbert and Stewart. At least Retchel Madcow is funny with her Nazi like antics.